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Click Your Way Through The Mysterious Shadow Of Skullshadow Island

by Matt Helgeson on Feb 19, 2015 at 02:47 PM

Clickhole, the Onion's Buzzfeed parody site, has posted a hilarious new text adventure.

Entitled The Mysterious Shadow of Skullshadow Island, the text-based game will give some nostalgic laughs to those who grew up on PC text adventures or Choose-Your-Own Adventure novels. Sample dialogue:

“Good paddling, Brother,” says Brock over his shoulder. Rare praise from the elder Coleman. You relish it. 

“You’ve been really carrying your weight on our recent adventures: The Curse Of The Corpse’s Crypt, The Stolen Eye Of Osiris, The Big Dog Conundrum. It really eases my mind.”

Our Take
Clickhole's the funniest site on the Internet, for my money. I also adored Choose-Your-Own Adventure books as a kid, this was a perfect parody.