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Mysterious Postcard Is Mysterious

by Jeff Cork on Oct 06, 2009 at 05:20 AM

When I checked my mailbox this morning, I found this postcard amid the usual junk. Call me a sucker for a mystery, but it definitely piqued my interest. Who's William? Why did he (presumably) bleed all over this postcard? How did the U.S.P.S. recover the missive, and why would they bother delivering an obvious biohazard? Unfortunately, it looks as though these and other questions will have to remain unanswered, at least for the time being.

Remembering one of my favorite urban legends, I peeled back the address label. No clue there. (I checked out the stamp later, which was equally pointless.) All there is to go from is a New York postmark, William and a place called Paradise.

At this point, it would be irresponsible not to speculate that Burnout Paradise is getting a DLC pack filled with zombies and/or chipper shredders.