EA Sends Us Crysis 2...Shake Weights?

We receive some weird promotional crap at Game Informer. Rotten meat and Mortal Kombat chocolates have shown up at our doorstep, but neither of those really helped whip us sickly gaming journalists into shape. Thanks to EA and Crysis 2, we can finally get ripped.

These Crysis 2-branded Shake Weights showed up today, and they're emblazoned with the game's logo and "Be Strong" motto. Now if you'd be so kind to grant me some privacy, I know what I'll be doing the rest of the day.