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Mortal Kombat, Killzone 3, And The 3rd Birthday Wish Us A Happy V-Day

by Dan Ryckert on Feb 14, 2011 at 06:16 AM

I hate Valentine's Day every year regardless of what my relationship status happens to be. However, this year's holiday began with Mortal Kombat chocolate on my desk, so it's already the best one I've ever had. As you can see in the header image, we also got a pseudo-singles ad from Killzone 3's Emperor Visari and some treats from The 3rd Birthday.

The Mortal Kombat gift in particular kicked off quite the saga at the office. We originally thought it was a giant brick of chocolate, and I was wondering if I'd be able to keep it displayed on my desk without it melting. Then I shook it a little and heard rattling, and realized it was actually a box. We opened it up to find nine small chocolates with the iconic MK dragon on top. After I walked around the office letting people pick their favorites from the box, I realized my hands were getting sticky. Then I had an epiphany...AND BIT INTO THE BOX! It's a chocolate box! As delicious as it is, I'm gonna feel bad about eating the top, because that image of Scorpion and Sub-Zero is pretty sweet.