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Duke Nukem Forever Review

Duke Nukem Forever Review: 12 Years In The Making
by Andrew Reiner on Jun 14, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Reviewed on Xbox 360
Also on PlayStation 3, PC
Publisher 2K Games
Developer 3D Realms
Rating Mature

In Duke Nukem Forever’s introductory sequence, I drained my weasel, grabbed poop out of a toilet and threw it into the face of an EDF soldier, drew a giant p***s on a dry erase board, and engaged in sexual relations with twins. These actions are juvenile and unnecessary but, in the eyes of someone who loves South Park and is easily amused by crude humor, exactly what I was hoping to get from a new Duke Nukem game.

With development stretching back over 12 years to a time when PC gamers were first introduced to Half-Life and Unreal and console players were realizing that first-person shooters had a bright future on their favorite machines, Duke Nukem Forever doesn’t look dated. Sure, the texture work on Duke’s middle finger could look sharper, and the strippers' robotic animations make me wonder if these women have ever danced before, but the game occasionally spits out a lumbering boss worth marveling over or an environmental explosion that dazzles the eyes with large-scale physics-based carnage.   

The game’s design also appears to be based exclusively off of modern FPS blueprints. Duke has regenerating health (yet at one point he mocks Master Chief), and surprise surprise, he can only wield two weapons at a time (just like Chief). Moreover, many enemy encounters are scripted events, timely checkpoints are scattered liberally throughout stages, and gameplay variety is offered through vehicle and rail gun sequences.

The most dated part of this experience is Duke himself. He still looks exactly like Dolph Lundgren, and although he makes it apparent that he follows today’s celebrity news and has seen Team America, his dialogue mostly harks back to classic ‘80s and ‘90s films like Robocop and Army of Darkness. He’s equally amused by pop culture references and his private parts, which I learned far too much about in this game.

Duke’s selection of weapons mostly consists of his bag of tricks from the mid ‘90s. He can freeze or shrink enemies and crush them with his boot (which is worth a chuckle every time). When he gets into a bind he can eat steroids (complete with crazed Jose Canseco vision) or summon a holographic version of himself to confuse his dim-witted pig cop foes. Most of his other weapons fall into the standard FPS mold (shotguns, rocket launchers, machine guns, etc.). The gunplay feels decent, and the weapons are tailored nicely to most enemy encounters, creating unique, balanced fights that are occasionally transformed into laughably bad circus acts due to AI pathing issues and unintelligent tactics.

Duke starts with a bang (I’ll never forget my time with the toilets), but quickly ditches its immature antics and descends into a tailspin of questionable puzzle design, uninspired vehicle sections, and mundane level architecture. The three to four hours following the introductory sequence are a rough ride. The game’s unbearable load times (roughly 30 seconds to a minute every time you die or load a new area) seem so much longer during this stretch.

The game picks up again at the The Mighty Foot level, a sprawling wild west setting that Duke navigates in a monster truck. From this stage on, it stays largely entertaining – not solely because of Duke’s sophomoric attitude, but respectable level designs that offer variety and a few killer set piece moments. I could have done without the swimming, and some of the puzzles along the way seemed to be inserted just to slow me down. Duke even goes as far to say, “I hate valve puzzles” during a minute-long valve-turning sequence. Always trust the words of your game character, developers.

If you’ve been following Duke’s development all these years, the campaign is worth a look. I found it to be an interesting game to analyze and dissect, questioning what may have been created 12 years ago by 3D Realms and what was created today by Gearbox Software and Triptych Studios. Nothing about it is truly remarkable or to the scale of other genre heavyweights, but it is a fun run when it fires on all cylinders.

Duke’s multiplayer didn’t get much buzz leading up to release, but it isn’t a small, tacked on “we have multiplayer” offering. Experience points earned in battle are tied to a deep leveling system that rewards the player with new cosmetic gear, as well as items that can be displayed in a posh apartment. At level 30, a bronze babe is added. At level 12, pixelated paintings line the walls. At level 42, a working air hockey table can be played. Although a handy Game Finder option is available (complete with ping rates), the long load times found in single player are just as bad when trying to join matches or enter the apartment.

With tiny maps, every match offers fast-paced action, even if you are in an objective-based bout (like babe stealing). I got a big kick out of using the shrink ray on other players, but the hit detection for any firearm is incredibly hard to read. I found myself spraying bullets in a panic just to hit a foe. As much as I’d like to see Duke’s apartment fully furnished, the questionable gunplay is a deal breaker for me. I won’t be spending any more time with it.

And with that said, I probably won’t spend any more time with the game period. I’m glad Gearbox stepped up and finished this game, but after hearing about it for 12 years, I have no desire to relive any of it again. I’m now satisfied in my knowledge of what Duke Nukem Forever is and ready to never talk about it again. Welcome back, Duke. I hope your next game (which is teased after the credits) goes off without a hitch.

A walking, talking embodiment of ‘80s and ‘90s action movie clichés that spent over a decade in development hell
Despite spending 12 years in development, the visuals are competent in 2011
Duke spits out a steady stream of politically incorrect one-liners and movie quotes usually set amongst squealing guitars
The action hits a major lull after the opening sequence but rights itself and makes good use of the solid, yet unremarkable gunplay
Duke made me laugh, and though the campaign suffers from lulls, the action was engaging enough to keep me going

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