High-falutin' gamer culture

For Crying Out Loud, Here's Some More Gaming Haiku

by Jeff Cork on Nov 24, 2016 at 01:00 PM

Why, hello there. Every once in a while, I like to sit down and reflect on what I've been playing, filtering my thoughts through art's highest form: the haiku. Today I'm sharing my latest batch, covering a slew of recent releases. Yes, I've been busy. Once you've absorbed these, be sure to check out my previous entries here, here, herehere, here, here and here. And as always, you're welcome.

Heroes never die,
but Mercy does it a lot.
Want to fly away...

Killing Floor 2
More waves of zombies,
They're naked but could be worse.
All their junk fell off.

Watch Dogs 2
Late to the party.
Wanted to see that lady,
you know, for science.

Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare
Why are we fighting?
It's space, for crying out loud.
There's plenty of room.

The Deadly Tower of Monsters
What the heck is this?!
A PlayStation Plus download
that's actually fun?!

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition
This does look better.
The opening is so long.
Just cut off my head.

Clash Royale
Yeah, yeah, pay to win.
But if that's really the case,
why am I losing?

Titanfall 2
Army of D.Vas
wrecking fools in their Titans,
but without "Nerf this!"

Battlefield 1
DICE looks to the past.
Something else in the rear view?
New Bad Company.

Gears of War 4
I got some free skins
from buying frozen pizzas.
What have I become?