Reiner And Phil Play The First Templar

by Phil Kollar on May 25, 2011 at 09:50 AM

Yesterday, Reiner talked me into joining him in our recording studio by telling me he had an advance copy of the next Assassin's Creed game. That was a dirty trick. Ladies and gentlemen, The First Templar is not an Assassin's Creed game.

If you've never heard of The First Templar, prepare yourself for a harrowing 20-minute journey through history, religion, and mediocre game design. Best of all, it has co-op, so both Reiner and I take the sticks in this episode. Enjoy!

NOTE: If you're easily offended by people making jokes that are lightly based in religion, consider this due warning. Please keep in mind that all of the absurd things we say in this episode are totally meant to be taken as jokes and not any sort of critique or criticism of any beliefs you may hold. Also, Reiner is a Biblical scholar, so he's 100% correct about everything. Also, he had a lot of coffee before recording this.