Spermination

Forget cover shooters, killer robots, giant dragons, and whatever monstrosities Dark Souls can throw at you. It’s time to fight the only war that matters: the one that actually lets you exist in the first place.

We’ve seen a number of odd VR experiments, but Spermination from Phr00t’s Software might be the weirdest. The $3 game is available on Steam now, and is set to support both Vive and Rift. 

We’ll spare you the pun-filled, over-the-top description provided by the developer. Instead, we’ll just say that your job is to destroy the “competition” and reach your “destination.”

Razer announced today that it, along with Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Elite Dangerous, and Live for Speed are now compatible with the company’s made-for-hacker Open Source VR (OSVR) kit. The Vive is now available for pre-order, with shipments beginning in April. Rift will ship beginning March 28.

As for Spermination, it might not have the top-tier presentation of Eve Valkyrie, but CCP’s dogfighter doesn’t give you a hideous baby at the end of each successful “mission.” Take that, space.