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Crapola! It makes even weird people regular!

by Ted Katzung on Mar 01, 2010 at 10:37 AM

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So I recently had a breakfast adventure that began with a second hand t-shirt and ended up in new breakfast nirvana!

It all started one day when I stopped at my brothers house and his girlfriend said she had a t-shirt for me.  Her friend at work had won it along with some cereal in a drawing at work and despite loving the cereal, this individual had a natural sense of shame and some form of taste and therefore would would not wear a t-shirt with "Crapola" emblazoned across the front. 

Knowing that not only would I wear a t-shirt such as this, I would likely pay extra to procure one she snagged it for me before it hit the trash bin.  Sweet!  In a delightful, slightly painful to look at off-orange color the shirt proudly proclaimed "Crapola, it makes even weird people regular" on the front and "I had a crappy morning" on the back with a classy retro logo. Good Stuff, I must know more.

 

Now you're likely wondering at this point what exactly a cereal called "Crapola" entails.  At least you should be.  Fortunately it was an easily solved mystery as it was included in the logo - cranberry-apple, granola!  Sounds like I might like it! After wearing the shirt as a second skin for the better part of a week while snowboarding out west I decided further investigation was required.

 

I fired up my virus laden naked lady machine and I was on the case!  A quick Google search later and I had arrived at the following:

Click to check out granola that will rock your face off

  After ordering a pound and shortly thereafter receiving an email that informed me "my Crapola was in the mail", I promptly put the purchase in the back of my mind and enjoyed the nirvana that is Colorado.  But upon my return just a few short days later I had a delicious surprise awaiting me - Crapola!  Now it may be due to the fact that both the company and I reside in Minnesota, but my cereal seemed to arrive extremely quickly.  I have a feeling that snowmobiling elves are involved somehow.

  So what's the verdict!?

The result is a delicious organic granola made in Minnesota by a company generous enough to not only ship me my tasty treat on the double, but even include a killer bumper sticker that I can choose to stick to cars, windows, walls, babies on the street, or friends after a night at the bar!  The possibilities of that sticker alone are endless!

If you like granola, this one should definitely be on your list to try.  The bumper sticker alone is worth the price of admission!