Awesome Things That Show Up On My Desk #3

I have a lot of things on my desk; I don’t always know where these things come from, but sometimes they freak me out. This is what showed up today.

A dust bunny survival kit huh? When would I ever need one of those?

What the who-hell? A minute later this thing showed up on my desk. At least it’s cute.

Holy crap! It’s lunging for my throat. Get it off. Get it off!

Boy it sure is a good thing Dust-Off sent me that dust bunny survival kit. It actually works, and I still have seven of my original fingers.

Head spinning. Too much blood. I have to go pass out now.