Splatoon 2's February Splatfest Pits Money Against Love
Cake vs. Ice Cream! Rock vs. Pop! Vampires Vs. Werewolves! All fun, consequence-free choices that fueled the competitive drive of the Splatoon 2 community. All of that ends next week, when Nintendo asks us a question that rocks us to our very core: Which do you value most: Money or Love?
Does the affection of your friends, family, coworkers and other people in your life drive you to become a better person, since the human connections we create as we make our way through life are all that matter in an otherwise cruel world? Or do you embrace and fuel the world's cruelty, since as Orson Welles said, we're born alone, live alone, and die alone, and thus, in the potential absence of a higher power, we may as well enjoy the ride while we're here?
Pick a side and shoot other people with ink in the colorful world of Splatoon 2 starting February 16 at 11pm Central and see where the community stands in this fun event!
[Source: Nintendo Versus on Twitter]
I'm calling my mother and investing in the stock market today just to hedge my bets.