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In The Darkest Timeline, This Is How Smash Bros. Characters Fight
In our world, Super Smash Bros. is about Nintendo’s most beloved characters (and Wii Fit Trainer) beating each other mercilessly until all but one is left alive. In the darkest timeline (created by Buzzfeed), things are a little… messier.
This video teaches us important things about Super Smash Bros. and Nintendo. First, Mario and Luigi have the rocky relationship we’ve always suspected. Second, Donkey Kong and Pikachu seem to be conversing easily, which might mean the giant ape is actually a Pokémon. Would that mean that Diddy Kong is an earlier evolution? And what about Cranky Kong?
Be sure to stick around for the stinger at the end that might be the best joke in the bunch. For more Super Smash Bros. humor, check out our guide to recreating some of the series’ classic stages on Wii U.
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