Nintendo Actually Expects People To Watch Threediots?

For 3DS owners who wanted reassurances that Nintendo had not forgotten about them, last night's 3DS Software Showcase event held the potential for new announcements and excitement. Instead of living up to that potential, Nintendo introduced Threediots.

Threediots is supposed to be a comedy show, but it's completely  missing the humor component. Don't believe me? Watch the trailer below.

The show is exclusive to the Nintendo Video service, which is apparently a thing. At the showcase, Nintendo's Scott Moffitt described Threediots as "wacky" and "zany," which are apparently new euphemisms for "awful" and "unbearable."

This is what 3DS owners get instead of news about Animal Crossing.