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Valve Explains Why Turrets Can't Stop Singing
One of Portal's most enduring mysteries isn't how the portal technology works or how scientists were able to create such incredibly rich AI systems. Nope. If a digital comic is to be believed, people really want to know why the game's turrets like to sing so much.
If you'd like to learn more about the deadly yet endearing sentries, visit Valve's official Portal site and check out the comic. It's only a quick click away and it's free, so it's not like you're going to be out much if you absolutely hate it and it ruins the rest of your day.
Of course, if the quality of a jokey comic book can potentially ruin the rest of your day, you have more important issues to be dealing with right now.