Duke Nukem Forever Achievements Are What You'd Expect

by Andrew Reiner on Jun 02, 2011 at 07:45 AM

Duke Nukem Forever launches on June 14 (apparently), and it looks like achievement hunters will have an easy time tallying most of the points. Gearbox has created 50 different achievements for this game, and most of them are tied to fun activities or things you'll probably do within the course of a normal playthrough. Here's a breakdown of all of the achievements, which will probably be the same for PlayStation trophies. A special thanks goes out to HK-47 for emailing me the list!

As always, here is your SPOILER alert!

Piece of Cake – Complete the single player campaign on easy (20g)
Let's Rock – Complete the single player campaign on normal (30g)
Come Get Some – Complete the single player campaign on hard (40g)
***, I'm Good – Complete the single player campaign on Insane (50g) 
Extermination – Kill 50 aliens (25g)
Annihilation – Kill 100 aliens (40g)
Nuclear Devastation
– Kill 250 aliens (50g)
Hippy-Stomper  – Foot stomp 12 aliens (20g)
Judge, Jury, Executioner – Execute 20 aliens (20g)
Trapper – Kill 10 aliens with trip mines (20g)
Freeze Well! – Kill 15 frozen aliens (20g)
Road Rage – Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck (20g)
Fork the Pork – Kill 6 aliens with the forklift (10g)
Dead Useful – Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives (15g)
Downtown Barrel Beatdown – Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects (15g)
Duke Angry, Duke Smash! – Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids (20g)
Noms – Eat 10 pieces of food (10g)
On the Noggin – Achieve 30 headshots (25g)
Natural Disaster 3x – Kill 3 aliens at once (10g)
FBT – Get knocked down 10 times (10g)
Turd Burglar – Find and steal a piece of poop (10g)
I Need a Towel – Get hit by 10 Pregnator Bombs (10g)
Baron Von Nukem – Shoot down 20 alien fighters (20g)
Sticky Bomb Like You – Put a trip mine on a live alien (10g)
Big Guns, Big Ships – Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships (10g)
Air-Duke – Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club (30g)
Balls of Steel – Earn 1,000,000 in pinball (25g)
Flagon of Chuckles – Drink a beer (5g)
Juiced – Take steroids (5g)
He's Got a Hologram – Use a Holoduke (5g)
Drawrings – Doodle something on the whiteboard (10g)
Substance Abuser – Drink beer while on steroids or vice versa (10g)
I Am All That Is Man – Discover all Ego cap awards (40g)
Gunslinger – Carry the gold pistol through the entire campaign (50g)
Special Thanks – Watch the credits all the way through (5g)
Bucket head – Find all 3 helmets (30g)
Call Waiting – Listen to all phone messages (25g)
Party Animal – Drink all of the beers in the strip club (10g)
Pescaphobe – Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level (10g)
Sunday, Black Sunday – Shoot down the blimp above the stadium (5g)
Nobody Likes A Whiner – Knock out the talent at the talk show (5g)
Lots of Whacking – Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club (25g)
Companion Barrel – Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop (10g)
One-Eyed Freak – Defeat the Cycloid (10g)
Pit Champion – Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas (10g)
Not Bad For A Human – Defeat the Alien Queen (40g)
A Good Dam Fight – Defeat the Battlelord at the Hoover Dam (25g)
Octacide – Defeat the Octaking (25g)
Bating The One-Eyed Worm – Defeat the Energy Leech (35g)
I Need A Date  Look at every page of a calendar (5g)