The Real Life Portal Turret You Could Have Owned

You can stop making fan-made Portal related merchandise. Someone has already made the coolest Portal-themed product possible, and it’s already sold out.

This life sized Portal turret, made by Ryan Palser, includes soundbites from the game and the Portal theme song. Gears of War mastermind, Cliff Bleszinski, already tweeted about how he bought one of only two units ever made. Prepare for the surge of jealously that will start to wash over you as you watch this video.