Hipster Virus Spreads To Mass Effect

What if instead of hanging out on the Normandy between missions, the Mass Effect crew spent its downtime in Greenpoint, Williamsburg, and Bushwick? They'd probably say things like this.

Someone on Tumblr decided to indulge us with some hilarious hipster captions starring our favorite crew members. Here are some of our favorites:

Check out more hipster captions here.

[Via GameSetWatch]