Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege Sequel Has A Terrible Plot
If you, like me, have watched Uwe Boll's In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, then you know that the announcement of a sequel is awful news. Even more awful, however, is Boll's summary of the movie's plot.
If you thought the tale of Farmer was bad, just wait until you hear about the new concept. Spoiler alert: It involves time travel and ninjas. Oh, yeah – it also stars Dolph Lundgren. According to Boll:
“It’s like contemporary, right now big city, and we have Dolph Lundgren basically being a cop or like a fighting coordinator working as this, and one night he gets attacked by ninjas in his house and fell with the ninjas into a vortex back in time.
“And then it turns out it’s like 50 years after the first part ‘In the Name of the King’ ended, and Ehb is destroyed and everybody is dead, Jason Statham and everybody who was in the first part, got wiped out.
“They say he was basically sent into the future, he’s the son of Jason Statham, and he was sent into the future, brought up in an orphanage, because the parents felt that they would all die. So he is basically the last survivor of the kingdom of Ehb so he should bring the kingdom back in charge.”
I could gripe about how this story sounds like a joke, but I know I'll see the movie eventually. So, I guess the real joke is on me.