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Presumably Hilarious Car Chase Starts With Girlfriend Stealing PlayStation

by Dan Ryckert on Oct 12, 2010 at 06:41 AM

Where are the COPS cameras when you need them most? While there is sadly no video of the incident, an almost assuredly hilarious car chase began last Friday after a man's girlfriend stole his Playstation. Unemployed Pennsylvania man Darren Suchon, 42, apparently played an awful lot of video games. So much so that his girlfriend Colleen Frable decided to take the console and leave the house. If your parents ever grounded you from video games as a kid, you probably know from experience that he didn't respond gracefully.

Predictably, the unemployed man totally freaked out, hopping in her '96 Porche and chasing after his girlfriend. In a caring, loving fashion usually reserved for Shakespearean lovers, Suchon forced his girlfriend's car off the road and rear-ended it. She managed to make it to a parking lot, at which point Suchon ran up and tried to force her driver's-side window down in an effort to grab his precious Playstation. As this went on, two men came out of a nearby business to help, and 911 was called.

Police arrived and arrested Suchon, who claimed he "didn't know what the big deal was." Actually, wait...I think we do have video footage of the arrest! See below:


Source: The Morning Call