Donkey Kong Country Pre-Order Bonus Surfaces

Donkey Kong Country Returns' release date is creeping up on us. If you haven't pre-ordered the game, you might want to now. For all online and in-store pre-orders, Gamestop is handing out an exclusive banana pouch on the day the game ships.

Let me tell you, your friends will respect you so much more if you whip out your Wii remote with a banana condom on it. And who says you just have to use it for your Wii remote. Why not throw a real banana in there? The PlayStation Move controller might fit nicely. Maybe a ferret? It could be used as a lady's clutch (I believe that's a small purse of some kind). Two to three D batteries would be a snug fit. A small person could use them as slippers...if they pre-ordered two copies. Spies could hide a tracking device in it. And who isn't always in need of a color pencil holder?  What would you put in there?