Nintendo Starts The Party By Sending Us A Pinata

Nintendo has awesome timing. Just 12 days after I spent a couple thousand dollars on dental work, they decide to send me a giant pinata filled with candy. A good chunk of it was jawbreakers, which is exactly what my dentist told me I should be eating right now. Oh yeah, and Wii Party was in there too. Which begs the question...why would they send one of their biggest holiday games inside of a package that's meant to be beaten with a baseball bat?

Since I won't be eating much of the candy, I'll just assume the mantle of the office's Willy Wonka for the rest of the week. And by that, I mean I'm gonna throw a bunch of jawbreakers at Joe Juba's head.