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Mario Cake Comes With A Warning: Don't Look Into Toad's Eyes!

by Andrew Reiner on Aug 02, 2010 at 04:00 PM

If you look at the cake above (created by the talented Cakes By Faby), you'll probably get a chuckle out of Mario and Luigi looking like they are from Mr. Bill's universe. What is up with Luigi's bloated neck? He looks like a frog.

The innocence of this tasty pastry is stripped away once you zoom in close enough to look into Toad's eyes. Congratulations, you are now marked for death. If this miniature edible fungus demon didn't kill everyone at the birthday party, I'd be surprised. He's like the Chucky doll, but ten times worse. He may only be two inches tall (at most), but don't be surprised if the feds raid his house to find a torture dungeon filled with seven-year-old boys, mushrooms, and Tanooki suits. If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open tonight. Toad is coming for you.