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Become The World's Greatest Parent With A Shadow Of The Colossus Mobile

by Andrew Reiner on Jul 08, 2010 at 11:30 AM

Most of the items in my house were purchased from Etsy...by my wife. She often sends me links to video game or science fiction related stuff that she is thinking about picking up. Today, she sent me a link to this Shadow of the Colossus mobile by SaltyandSweet. Mobiles are for babies. We don't have any babies. I'm guessing we'll have a conversation about babies when I get home from work.

Don't get me wrong, I'd like to have children. I just don't know if I want to destroy their lives at such a young age with a mobile that looks like it was made to induce nightmares.The gamer in me loves it, but the baby that has to look at it every night will probably hate it. If you have youngster of your own, and are willing to see how this mobile affects him or her (for science!), snatch it up. You'll have to move quickly. There's only one left! Click the link below to grab it!

SCAR YOUR CHILD