What Would Craigslist Be Like If Games Were Real?
At Gameslist, we provide a tongue-in-cheek forum for characters to unload their unwanted stuff. Check out the latest listings!
LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL APARTMENT? YOU'RE IN LUCK, FRIEND!!!
Date: 2011-06-12, 4:03PM EDT
Reply to: NB1974@gameslist.org
Cozy 1 bed/1 bath apartment in scenic South Bohan. A quick stroll away from shops, restaurants, culture—everything that Liberty City has to offer. A great place to start a new life. Color TV w/cable included. Great on-street parking, which can accommodate golf carts to firetrucks, and everything in between.
Contact Niko for more details. Must see to believe!!
1988 Kuribo’s Shoe, AAA condition
Date: 2011-07-17, 11:03AM CDT
Reply to: email@example.com
Like the headline says, I’m selling a 1988 Kuribo’s Shoe in fantastic condition. It's green, with a cream-colored interior. The hopping mechanism still works great, which collectors will know is a rarity for that year. I only used it on one level. There’s a tiny bit of scuffing on its underside, but it’s nothing that won’t buff out with a little Turtle Wax. I don’t have the shipping crate anymore, but all of the original documentation and paperwork is included. I’m taking 100 coins OBO for it. These are nearly impossible to find, so if you’re interested you’d better act now.
Red Motorcycle, Fast as hell!!
Date: 2011-07-17, 11:02AM CDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
This is an extremely well maintained red motorcycle that I used extensively a few decades ago. It’s been in dry storage since then. The body is very clean with no dents or rust. There are no issues with the engine, suspension, or tires. There is some cosmetic block damage and a fair amount of frog residue on the front of the bike, but it’s nothing that affects its handling. I’m the original owner, and I’ll deliver it and the title for $450. As a bonus, I’ll throw in its kickass theme music, too. These pictures were taken yesterday.
Community Garden Plot For Lease WOW
Date: 2011-06-11, 5:10PM CDT
Reply to: email@example.com
For lease, one prime plot on beautiful Piñata Island. Features lots of DIRT and plenty of SPACE FOR SHOVELING. Horticulturists will have their hands full with the NATIVE FLORA. Want a TRAIN? Go wild! Interested in running your own BREEDING FARM? Why not? Your wildest/creepiest dreams can become A REALITY!!
The neighbor is an acquired taste, but you can WATCH WORMS MATE!
AVAILABLE NOW! CONTACT ERIC FOR THE DEETS!
HUGE YARD SALE LOOK!
Date: 2011-07-17, 10:20AM CDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
YARD SALE!!!!! Going on SOON!!!! (1220 Acorn Ave.)
LOTS & LOTS of stuff! Something for EVERYONE!
Kids clothes.. Cookbooks.. kids shoes.. Furniture..
Stockpile items.. baby bottles.. TVs..
Sterling Silver.. Toolbox..
Bunkbed frame.. tons of rare Conker memorabilia
I need to sell this stuff.. I’m desperate!
Come visit us!!
RARE L.A. Breaker Mascot Costume
Date: 2011-07-17, 9:03AM CDT
Reply to: email@example.com
I used to be a mascot for the L.A. Breakers back in the day, and I managed to keep one of the costumes. Well, I’m running out of room in my apartment now so it’s time to let it go. I’m selling this classic piece of Double Dribble memorabilia for $300. It’s bright blue, and either shaped like a lake or a surf board, depending on who you ask. I don’t have the shoes anymore, but it’s otherwise complete (any pair of black tennis shoes will do fine!). It comes from a smoke free home. The photo isn’t the same one I have, but it looks identical. I may consider a trade, so contact me if you have anything cool.
LQQK!!! A DUMPSTER DIVER’S DREAM!
Date: 2011-06-11, 3:10AM
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
For a limited time, you can purchase a cottage in the beautiful village of FARTVILL. Here’s just a taste of what lies ahead:
- A charming, expandable home, ready and waiting for your decorations
- A mailbox and freaky talking fire hydrant
- Establish meaningful relationships with cats, donkeys, and guys that are probably monkeys
- When you need to get away, the charming town of BUTZLOL is only a train ride away.
What are you waiting for? Call Tom for a free consultation, with no obligation* to purchase.
*Speaking to Tom is tantamount to a written contract to purchase the aforementioned property. In the event that the purchaser is unable to pay off the mortgage outright, menial labor up to and including errand fetching, pattern making, and catchphrase generation will be accepted.
YOUR OWN JETPACK—GREAT WAY TO LEARN HOW TO FLY!!!!
Date: 2011-07-17, 9:02AM CDT
Reply to: email@example.com
If you’ve ever wanted to take to the skies and fly away from your problems, you’re in luck. I’m getting rid of a jetpack, and it can be yours cheap. It’s from a flight school, so it has a lot of mileage on it, but it’s been babied. It’s a great trainer unit, and it’s very forgiving for novices. I’m not including any fuel, but I’ll throw in a dozen rings so you can set up your own course in your yard. Bear in mind, this is from the SNES, NOT the N64 version. Email me and I will give you more details about it. I am in Iowa.
YOU’ll HOPE THIS IS CHRIS’ BLOOD!!!
Date: 2011-07-17, 8:57AM CDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
OK heres the deal. I used to work on the set of Resident Evil and when they dismantled the mansion I took home a few things. I scraped some of Chris’ blood off the floor and collected it into a few vials. I’m selling each one for $200 be a part of gaming history with this amazing piece of memoriabilia. I also have certificates of authenticity signed by Barry Burton. There are only a dozen of these babies around, so get on this now.
The Only Limit is Your Imagination
Date: 2011-06-10, 2:10PM CDT
Reply to: email@example.com
I’m not gonna lie I got this place as a gift and I don’t even know what it is for. I built a little fort with some blocks and chopped some wood and then got some ore and then some zombies came and blew up my wall and it was scary. I heard some guy built the Starship Enterprise or something with this stuff and that sounds great please give me some cash and take this off my hands already.
Also, it has a sheep.
FREE—Stack of old National Geographic magazines
Date: 2011-07-17, 8:56AM CDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
I have a stack of National Geographic magazines from 1981-93. They’re in great condition, including the original map inserts. I’m a nonsmoker, and they’ve been boxed for years. These would be great for a family with a student. I can meet you somewhere and drop them off, or you can haul them out of my castle. I won’t ship them, so LOCAL PEOPLE ONLY. Either way, I just have a hard time throwing these out. If someone can find a good use for them I’d feel much better.
Personal hoverorb, cherry condition
Date: 2011-07-17, 8:23AM CDT
Reply to: email@example.com
Custom chopped hoverorb. Would love to finish this restoration project just don't have the money to complete it. Comes with a ton of parts. Windshield. Doesn't need much to complete it. I'm asking 4,000 o.b.o have much more tied up at this point. The body and floors are solid as they were when they were new. There’s a mount for a checkered wrecking ball, but that’s not included in the deal. NO BONDO OR RUST ANYWHERE.
LOOSE WEIGHT NOW PROVEN FORMULA NO GIMMICK
Date: 2011-07-17, 7:01AM CDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR BEACH BODY! LOSE 10, 20 EVEN 30 POUND IN A FEW WEEKS WITH NO SUPPLEMENTS OR GIMMICKS. PROVEN RESULT, NOT P90X. SEND A EMAIL TO KINGHIPPO@GAMESLIST.COM FOR ALL THE DETAILS I AM WAITING TO HERE FROM YOU SOON!!
WOW--FOR SALE ONE VILLA—WOW!
Date: 1500-01-12, 4:10PM
Reply to: email@example.com
Create your own romantic Under the Tuscan Sun moments with this stunning villa. Enjoy an incredible view of the countryside from your own fortified master suite or survey your domain from one of Monteriggioni’s majestic ramparts. This charming villa includes a sprawling underground maze, priceless artwork, and a bustling trade in prostitution.
Note: Some of the exterior walls have slight catapult damage, though it’s nothing a master stonemason wouldn’t be able to repair. Also, all of the horses in the stable are dead.
Send a pigeon to Ezio Auditore for more information. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!
• Location: Monteriggioni, Tuscany
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with couriers, bards or other commercial interests
3 Olive Green Tank Tops--$10
Date: 2011-07-17, 7:05AM CDT
Reply to: lara@gameslist
I’m selling three olive green tank tops for $10. They don’t fit anymore.