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If They Mated: Gaming Edition

by Dan Ryckert on Apr 30, 2011 at 06:22 AM

If you're a longtime fan of Conan O'Brien, you remember "If They Mated" from his old Late Night show. It was a pretty basic sketch, which simply involved taking celebrity couples and photoshopping their faces together to create something terrible. Since news is typically slow on the weekend, we're going to shamelessly rip that bit off and apply it to video game characters. Fair warning - I am genuinely terrible at Photoshop.

You can see Ethan and Madison from Heavy Rain above. Let's take a quick look at what it would look like if they mated.

 

Nathan Drake and Lara Croft

 

Leon Kennedy and Ashley

 

Solid Snake and Meryl Silverbergh

Kratos and Nariko

 

Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade

 

Dante and Bayonetta


Samus and Master Chief

 

Let's get even stupider with the last page...

Dom and Kirby


Mario and Alan Alda

 

John Marston and Tifa

 

Faith and Tecmo