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If They Mated: Gaming Edition
If you're a longtime fan of Conan O'Brien, you remember "If They Mated" from his old Late Night show. It was a pretty basic sketch, which simply involved taking celebrity couples and photoshopping their faces together to create something terrible. Since news is typically slow on the weekend, we're going to shamelessly rip that bit off and apply it to video game characters. Fair warning - I am genuinely terrible at Photoshop.
You can see Ethan and Madison from Heavy Rain above. Let's take a quick look at what it would look like if they mated.
Nathan Drake and Lara Croft
Leon Kennedy and Ashley
Solid Snake and Meryl Silverbergh
Kratos and Nariko
Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade
Dante and Bayonetta
Samus and Master Chief
Let's get even stupider with the last page...
Dom and Kirby
Mario and Alan Alda
John Marston and Tifa
Faith and Tecmo