A Few Questions
Why can't you just break the lock?
Why don’t your friends mind when you point guns at them?
If there are airships in the Mushroom Kingdom, why does Mario insist on walking everywhere?
Why are bats so consistently mean?
Why don’t piles of bodies raise more suspicion in guards?
Why do rats carry swords, boots, and other items?
What compels enemies to pop in and out of cover like jack in the boxes?
Why are bad guys so patient?
Why do airplane wings always act as bridges?
Haven’t audiences gotten tired of all these cover bands?
Where do my hands go when I climb ladders?
Why are fat guys always so fast?
Why are people always eating stuff off the floor?
Who is this for?