Ranking The Star Wars Films After The Rise Of Skywalker
Before I dive into the ranking that you are about to tear to shreds, I want to point out that this is my personal list and it doesn't represent Game Informer as a whole. I would also like to say I appreciate elements of each of these films. They all strengthen the core Star Wars story in their own unique ways. The Phantom Menace is a movie most people mock for Jar Jar Binks, but without it we wouldn’t have gotten Darth Maul or that awesome scene where Qui-Gon Jinn melts a metal door with his lightsaber. Return of the Jedi delivers one of the coolest space battles in all of cinema, but also a fight in which the Empire is trounced (handily even) by tiny bears.
Additionally, film technology evolves at a rapid rate, and each Star Wars film embraces it for good and bad. Rogue One’s visual effects are top tier, with the exception of a couple of CGi characters who may look worse than anything in Attack of the Clones. Some of us may even prefer crude puppets over detailed CGi models.
All of these things come into play in my ranking, but I’m mostly weighing my picks on the impact they had on me, both when I originally viewed them and today. As always, I appreciate your feedback in the comments section below, but above all else, would love to see your ranking of the films.
With all of that said, it's on to the list...
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
While establishing the foundation and tone of the excellent Clone Wars animated series, Attack of the Clones is a mess of a story, struggling mightily to tie a large-scale, green-screen war to a chemistry-free love story. George Lucas has a knack for strong beginnings, and Attack of the Clones is no different with its excellent (and clever) assassination attempt on Queen Amidala via space centipedes. The film quickly unravels from here, but does give us a great look at Coruscant in the process. The sequences that follow are shockingly bad: a bug army, Jedi looking foolish while battling the bug army, Amidala starring in a platforming game, C-3PO losing his head, "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere," and floating fruit. Oh god. Make it stop! The bombardment of awful is constant, but there is some good stuff amid the blasts. Jango Fett, Count Dooku (terrible name, great character), Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi's playful chemistry, senator Palpatine, every second on Kamino, and less Jar Jar Binks. Attack of the Clones is easily the worst Star Wars film, but there's still a wealth of great content for fans to appreciate.
Episode ?: Solo
Solo is a fine prequel film that explores the seedy underworld of the Star Wars universe and fleshes out a number of Han Solo's legends in interesting ways. Alden Ehrenreich acted his butt off and did an admirable job of replicating Harrison Ford's mannerisms while also giving Solo a bit of a younger edge. Donald Glover's Lando is also spot on and we get to see why he and Han don't exactly trust each other. The film really hit its stride in the final act with twists and turns involving Qi'ra and Dryden Vos. Let's just not talk about that droid and its relationship with the Millennium Falcon, okay?
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
I don't think there's much debating Star Wars' lowest point: Jar Jar Binks. This wacky abomination of CGi completely derails the story when he is introduced. Would the film have been better without him? Absolutely, but the narrative would still suffer from odd logic. Journeying through the center of the planet to reach Queen Amidala's palace makes little sense, and Lucas ended up putting too much emphasis on a kid being able to do amazing things. The podracing bit was cool character building for Anakin (which would be infinitely better without the announcers), but watching him win the space battle was cringe worthy. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Jinn were fantastic, as were Darth Maul and Palpatine. The Phantom Menace is a rocky ride through a fascinating (and beautiful) new era of the Star Wars universe. Lucas had the right idea; the story just got away from him.
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
I went into this film expecting Darth Vader to be the best part, but he ended up being the worst. It was the "Nooooooo" heard around the world, and it was terrible. Outside of this one moment, and that often horrible prequel CGi, Revenge of the Sith is a respectable Star Wars film. I'll even get the hyperbole train rolling by saying Order 66 is one of Lucas' biggest successes as a director. That particular sequence is beautifully shot, and the story it tells is as dark as Star Wars gets. Palpatine's seduction of Anakin to the Dark Side is also disturbingly good. The big payoff of Anakin versus Obi-Wan is exciting and captured nicely in a few moments, but sadly suffers from a need to focus on the environment for goofy action. The film ended the way it needed to, with great, little moments showing the Skywalker twins and Anakin transforming into Vader.
Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
The Rise of Skywalker is a monster of a film. Huge in scope. Huge in heart. Not every idea works, but it ends up being relentless in its fun and excitement. I loved it. Rey and Kylo Ren both get satisfying conclusions. Rey's story in particular is loaded with answers, like telling us how she is so powerful. I also adored how much screen time C-3PO was given. His moments with Babu Frik are some of the film's funniest and it has plenty of laughs from start to finish. Bringing back the Emperor was a risky idea, but I think it worked. He was obsessed with the pursuit of immortality, and we see just how crazy it made him. When I say not every idea works, I thought some of the plot lines, like the Emperor's, were rushed or didn't get enough explanation. I also didn't quite understand why star destroyers didn't know how to fly upward, but I I also have a billion other questions about how Star Wars vehicles work and shouldn't put too much thought into them. My favorite parts of the film were seeing the Skywalkers together. I don't want to spoil what that means for people who haven't seen it yet, but the one shared moment at the end brought tears to my eyes.
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Luke, Vader, and the Emperor are electrifying. I didn't want those scenes to end, but they did, and Lucas and company knocked them out of the park. I couldn't think of a better way to conclude this saga. The redemption of Vader is beautifully told, unlike the rest of the film. Yes, I love the visualization of Jabba's Palace and Endor as a battleground, but even as a little lad, I had issues with the events at hand. The Rebels send their top brass into Jabba's Palace one by one to save Han Solo...really? Why not send a trained assassin or an army? As much as I love the idea of Ewoks eating humans for lunch, they took the punch out of the final battle. The Empire looked silly going against them. It was almost like two movies were playing at once; a dark story on the Death Star, and a goofy one on the moon.
Episode VII: The Force Awakens
I loved The Force Awakens. Loooooved it. Sure, we can criticize it for having a similar story arc to A New Hope. J. J. Abrams went too far with the love-letter approach. Most of the content that doesn't fall under that umbrella is new, exciting, and damn good. Rey, Finn, Poe...what an ensemble! Each of these characters brings something different to Star Wars. I'm also a huge fan of Kylo Ren and Snoke. They specialize in a different kind of evil. The Force Awakens brought mystery back to Star Wars. Who are Rey's parents? What is Snoke up to? Why did Luke leave? Even side characters like Maz Kanata and Captain Phasma are brimming with intrigue. Remove the Starkiller Base angle, and that feeling of "I've been here before" would largely be gone. Although Force Awakens is a spot higher than Return of the Jedi, I really wanted them to be a tie. For the sake of this silly list, I'm giving the edge to Force largely because young Reiner had serious issues with those damn Ewoks.
Episode ?: Rogue One
I know, I'm just as surprised as you are. When I first heard Lucasfilm was making a prequel movie about the Rebels who stole the Death Star plans, I thought it was a terrible idea. Although the story ends exactly how we all expected it would, director Gareth Edwards turns it into an enthralling and action-packed affair. The battle scenes are intense, dark, and exactly what I wanted to see as a huge Star Wars fan. Lose the camp. Make the battles have impact, just like the Battle of Hoth. Edwards nailed this tone. Rogue One is a fine story on its own, with a wonderful cast of characters, but its biggest success is how it makes me appreciate A New Hope more. I also view that film differently now. Rogue One doesn't shy away from painting the Rebels as terrorists capable of evil acts. The only thing I would change: Pull the camera back from the CG characters. They looked like they belonged in Shrek more than Star Wars.
Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
Why did Luke Skywalker turn his back on the Resistance, his sister, and all aspiring Jedi? To drink delicious space walrus milk! Deep down, I think we all expected Luke to be a hermit much like Obi-Wan Kenobi was, and that's the role he played in The Last Jedi. The big difference being Luke gave up after a disaster. Obi-Wan was upholding his duty of protecting Luke. Both arcs are excellent. I like that Rian Johnson and J. J. Abrams did something different with Luke. That sentiment extends to almost every character and plot line in The Last Jedi. Mystery, wonder, and tension hang over most conflicts and conversations. Was Rey going to the dark side? Was Kylo Ren going to the light? Could Luke be trusted? How powerful is Leia with the Force? The film explored all of these questions, and delivered unexpected (and excellent) answers for each. I even walked out of the theater with a greater appreciation of The Force. When Obi-Wan said "You can't win, Vader. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine," we were left wondering what that meant. Thanks to The Last Jedi, we now have a great idea of what to expect from fallen Jedi.
Episode IV: A New Hope
Should A New Hope be number one? I debate this question all of the time. When it comes to stories that embrace good-versus-evil or David-versus-Goliath tones, A New Hope is a towering success. You can't help but cheer for Luke and the Rebel Alliance. Within the first act, Lucas did a phenomenal job of establishing evil, and making it seem like all was lost. Our only hope was a farm boy, an old man, a princess, and a scoundrel and his hairy friend. Vader emerged as the ultimate bad guy, using a mystical art with precision to kill his enemies and even his own people. The journey that unfolded was exciting and unique, and filled with suspense and unexpected surprises. It's the perfect film that somehow was bested by a film that wasn't quite as good.
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
That's right, The Empire Strikes Back is worse than A New Hope, but is still the best Star Wars film to date. How is this possible? The storytelling evolved. What began as a tale of hope turned into a story of no hope. Lucas flipped the script on his heroes, but still managed to grow them as characters. Luke went off on his own to train. Leia and Han began falling in love. The biggest change of all, Lucas humanized Darth Vader with one line of dialogue: "I am your father." The Empire Strikes Back kicked off with an exciting battle on Hoth, but slowed significantly to develop its characters. It wasn't as high octane or as much of a spectacle as its predecessor, but the decision to change the tone payed off handsomely, making The Empire Strikes Back a masterpiece, the kind of which we rarely see.