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Tank! Tank! Tank! Salesmen Trailer Is Really Dumb

We're warning you, this trailer for Namco's upcoming Wii U party game is ridiculous. Get ready for some terrible tank puns.

Why are you doing this to yourself? There are better things to do on the internet than watch this video. Well, you might as well read our impressions of Tank! Tank! Tank! from TGS. Get ready for some explosive tank action, because Tank! Tank! Tank! releases on Wii U on November 18. 

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  • I sat through the entire trailer, although I don't think anything you guys can say will help fix the aneurysm.
  • Alright then. Does that actually move product?

  • Oh, god...
  • This is such a Ben Reeves article.
  • Hello there, 1992!

  • to be honest i kinda chuckled at the george washington part
  • In a strange way, this kinda make me want to get this game, or at least check it out.

  • So apparently that just happened.

  • I think all of the Wii U trailers are going to suck..
  • Could freddiew have done better?

  • You're right, Ben. What am I doing? I have better things to do on the internet. *walks off to DollDivine*
  • That was... I don't know what that was.

  • Did anyone actually visit the website at the end? there's another crazy video to be seen there...
    www.alltankallthetime.com
  • that was.......wrong

  • If only they named it "Tank U" ... so many non-PC jokes.

    Edit: Nevermind, they said it in the commercial, isn't that kinda racist?
  • I played this in the arcade with some friends, it was great lol

    This commercial makes me love the game so much more

  • ill take it

  • Tanks for this Ben!

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