The lights are on
Update: It looks as though the image in question is some kind of troll of a troll, making it a form of highly enriched supertroll. Beware.
Original story: An image making the rounds on Reddit shows Valve CEO Gabe Newell with a pair of frightening knives and a fairly convincing scowl. If you look closely in the background, you may notice something else, too.
Valve's been accused of teasing fans about the existence of Half-Life 3 for a while now, but the company has shot down rumors that anything's in the works. OK, then. I guess y'all are just a bunch of jerks. Right on.
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