My favorite Onion video game spoof is when they were covering a game that was called something like "Shoot People In The Face", and the whole point of he game was just to pull the trigger and shoot various people in the face.

Finally! I've always wanted to hemorrhage my brain!

"And then the straight helmet to helmet, and your head gets slammed straight down your spinal column" That made me laugh so hard, and I don't even know why lol.

oh how you speak the truth so well great and all knowing onion

The Onion, Daily Show, and The Colbert Report. Sadly... I believe these may be three of the most unbiased news sources in the entire country... and the majority of the news they report is fake.

On another note, I'm starting a betting pool on whether or not we'll see something like this in the next 20 years. Something actually devised by developers/peripheral companies that is. Hell, we've already gotten god awful plastic skateboards, umpteen gun attachments, and Wii Boxing Gloves. Why not something on the next level of stupid?

I remember back in 2009, they did modern warfare 3, which was hilarious.

NEWS FLASH: Millions of people sue Madden 12 for glitching and causing them to loose several body parts.

I love the Onion

I like the one where they are talking about Modern Warfare 3 and they say that it will feature thousands of hours of game play which will mostly be sitting around guarding nothing, smoking, complaining about management, and if you get hit once you die and have to start all over.

HAHA. Love the onion. Makes me laugh every time.

i thought the nes or snes had somthing like this

This is kinda similar to a gadget I think I saw in GameInformer a few years back for the other kind of football games (soccer). It was basically a harness you wrapped around your shin that had a hammer that "kicked" you at appropriate times or when you make a mistake. I don't really think it caught on.

hahah thats pretty funny!!! =)

They did this for Modern Warfare. It's hilarious. Sometimes you have to wonder if it'll really go that far XD

Pretty funny.  The 3D simulations showing the people get thrashed around were pretty funny.

Haha the onion is awesome.

I totally wont be playing this. I would, however, play a shooter where you got shocked every time you got hit, that would be sweet.

Awesome. Now can we get one for boxing?

The Onion makes my heart smile.

Dude Madden fu#$$% sucks, most bs game i have ever played and will ever play