The lights are on
It truly is a magical day. Now that you're done with all that stocking/unwrapping/passive-aggressive family stuff, it's time for the good stuff. You know, gaming haiku. Sheesh!
I've reduced the past 10 games that I've played to their essence, pressed that refined material through my brain (gently!), and then transcribed the results for all to see.
If you'd like to read more of my amazing poems, I know where you can get even more of 'em.
Some Bionicle/Hero Factory Whatever Flash Game My Kid Made Me PlayA stuttering mess.The worst camera ever.A child saying “sucks.”
Puzzle & DragonsMatch-three PokemonLook! A pay wall approaches.Be back tomorrow.
Pinball ArcadeClassic pin tables,classically bad interfacefumbling it up.
Far Cry 3Fire, tigers, bandits.It's like side mission, the game.Critical path? Nope.
The RoomWhat's in this darn box?A mystery worth solving.Curiosity?
Happy TownWhat's the allure here?Check on it like a baby.Animal Cursing.
The Unfinished SwanPainting the town black.An art game that's still a game.Hold still, you damned swan.
Lego the Lord of the RingsSauron and his mouthannihilating the Shire:worth the admission.
DishonoredCorvo's clockwork maskis the last thing the guards see.Nonlethal run? Ha!
Pinball FX 2Civil War table!Zen Studios' new idea:Insert coin, hear speech.
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Those Hobbits had it coming man.
point the gun and shoot.
then the enemies will die.
wash, rinse, and repeat.
Haha, good ones. My last played game: Skyrim
I still play this game somehow.
It just never ends!
These thhings are so cool.
Merry Christmas everyone! Now if only I only I was good at poetry :p
You screwed up a few
Just letting you know in case
No big though, still great.
So the room was the only one I liked......I think if you made those more serious they could be great rather than make jokes of them. Still ok though
Dawn of the space age
one thousand years of gameplay
if you want a gaming haiku just listen to zer0's dialouge in borderlands 2