You may have never heard of the obscure Japanese horror/adventure game Corpse Party before, but prepare to have it stuck in your subconscious forever.

Reiner and I spend 20 minutes exploring a cursed school and dodging ghosts in this downloadable PSP game from Xseed. Then we get sideswiped by a bit of dialogue so weird that you need to see it to believe it. This is life-changing, folks. Check it out for yourself below.