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Replay – Max Payne

Max Payne 3 looks incredible. We liked what we saw of the game when Rockstar brought it by the office last month, and just couldn't wait to get poor Max back in our lives. We decided to pop in this Remedy classic, shoot up some bad guys in bullet time, and reminisce on the sorry life of one of gaming's greatest sad sacks.

Join Andrew Reiner, Jim Reilly, Kyle Hilliard, and myself as we dive (slo-mo style) back into this third-person noir-style shooter. Do the the constipated facial textures and jaunty animations mar the experience, or will the delightfully overwrought monologue and unique combat win us over again?

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  • Heeey, this is up on the Replay hub and not the main page! Yay me for discovering.

  • Wow... it's a good thing I beat Shadow of the Colossus and watched the Mist :)
  • One of my favorite games of all time.
  • Having seen the Doom movie at the cinema, I have also felt that pain, Tim. That awful FPS scene still haunts me at times.

  • this game still looks fun to play! :)
  • You know if I lived in a noir novel my face would be pretty constipated too.
  • The cover of the game looks EXACTLY like my brother-in-law lol
  • Ben Reeves' famous line "a cold slap of rain" is actually a line said by Aragorn in the first half of the Two Towers book. But don't let the Tolkien fan boys find out about it or he'll lose the rights to it and any royalties. lol
  • Those robots in Glitch remind me of "Batteries Not Included". At least, their heads do.
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    I'll have to remember to watch this later. Love me some Max Payne.

  • Can't get the video to work.  Replay, I need you in my life!

  • Oh boy, I remember those facial expressions being much more impressive years ago...

  • WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS BRING BEN!!!???

    Like a cold slap of payne...
  • Someone should hang the Reiner/Bieber image in Reiner's office.

  • Maaaan this game is ugly. I loved it though. It was a rental, but I put the full 5 rental days into it.
  • I love noir style games. This was great back in the day.

  • Gahh, I love Max Payne! The theme is one of my favourites as well. I like it best in Max Payne 2 though... the cello is perfect.

  • Hahahaha, I like the slooow mmmoooooooo... it's funny. By the way,you all should play Resident Evil 3 for the Super Replay and then play all of the others too.

  • Never really got into this series. When a movie is made off of a game, its red flags for me
  • one of the best games ever made!

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