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This is the story of the one they called Grandmaster Fat Cobra Jedi. He was born to a cobra and a Jedi then turned to the dark side after finding out that Darth Malgus was the Baddest of beings in the universe but still decided to keep "Jedi" to his name. He went to the Grandmaster Shi - Fu's Academy of Beatings, where he even surpassed Grandmaster Shi-Fu herself. After a thousand years of training at the peak of mount Fuji, he came back down on earth and saw that the planet he left became full of corruption and some ol' B.S. Upon deep mourning of his lost friends, Cobra Jedi developed a new technique and gained a beer belly therefore becoming the undisputed Grandmaster Fat Cobra Jedi. Millions of people came world wide just to learn from him, but he only took less than 50 pupils. As of now even we do not know what awaits the destiny of Grandmaster Fat Cobra Jedi. Oh and by the he happens to be a fan of the ME series and thinks that the endings were very ambiguous.