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Word to the wise, rarely take me seriously.
I was born June 11th, 1996, effectively making me 18. I lived the first eight years of my life in the sunny California, then moved to Virgina, where I currently reside. I was born to a black mother and a Mexican father, making me a badass Blexican. My parents are currently divorced, but are actually on good terms with each other. I also have one full sister and a half brother on my father's side. I only really live with my sister, as my step-brother was kidnapped by his mother. And that's just the tip of the iceberg of my crazy life. I've been through a heaping helping of crap in my life... Mostly due to the fact that I'm confined to a wheelchair because of a horrible disease called Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy which causes my muscles to slowly deteriorate over time. The disease sucks ass, but I'm able to live my semi-charmed kinda life regardless. Anyways, I'm a highschool graduate taking a year off to pursue my love of writing. I'm currently in the process of writing a stupid teen angst novel........ I'm also interested in graphic design.
All in all I'm a crazy, loud, obnoxious, narcissistic, idiotic jerk. I'm an ass in nearly every sense of the word. I also have a dark, "special" sense of humor. I'm prone to cracking inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times, making light of any situation, and saying whatever the hell is on my mind without a second thought. Even though you should rarely take me seriously, I actually have a mind and a heart to me, they just require some slight digging to get to. Deep, deep down in the black abyss of soul I'm a good guy who's easy to talk to and willing to help people out with whatever problem they have.
HAVE FUN SCROLLING THOUGH MY NEVER-ENDING PAGE!!!!
3DS code: 5370-0495-7027
Wii U ID: Cpu_Xl
Games I need/want/NEED!!!
Mass Effect Trilogy
Kingdom Hearts 2.5 ReMIX
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
Child of Light
Bayonetta 1 and 2
Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
Kirby and the Rainbow Curse
Pokemon Omega Ruby
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Games I have to finish or die trying
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix
Shadow of the Colossus
LEGO City: Undercover
LEGO Marvel Super Heroes
Super Mario 3D World
Mario Kart 8
Deus Ex Human Revolution: Director's Cut
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
Super Mario World
Smash Bros Wii U
New Super Mario Bros. 2
Kingdom Hearts 3D
Fire Emblem: Awakening
Kirby Triple Deluxe
Smash Bros 3DS
Games I've Beaten This Year
I'm currently playing my version of a nuzlocke called a Cpulocke in Pokemon Y. The rules are similar to a standard nuzlocke, except you can only ever have 6 main Pokemon a time and 2 HM slaves. You are also free to capture and use whatever Pokemon you want, except legendary Pokemon. And if one or more of your main Pokemon dies, you can't capture a Pokemon you already have or one you've previously had. If you lose all your pokemon in a battle, you've lost the game and have to restart from the beginning.
In my Pokemon Y game, I have four Pokemon. Stalin the Tyrantrum, Killa Krock the Krookadile, Sol the Helioptile, Rock Steady the Binacle, and Bladerunner the Mareep. I had a Frogadier named Frogger but he perished against Korrina's Hawlucha. I also had a Skrelp named Diet Dr Kelp but he perished to an Exeggutor. My Excalibur the Doublade died as well to Valerie's stupid Sylveon. And Lysandre's stupid Gyarados killed both my Rawk Hawk the Hawlucha and Pudding the Goodra!! Char Czar the Charizard, Squibley the Malamar, and Tinker Bell the Floette were killed by a Heliolisk and a Grumpig in an inverse battle.... Will they rest in peace....
Animes I have to watch/finish
Attack on Titan
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
(I could go for some recommendations!)
Awesome People List
Morris Moore is a perv. Not as pervy as me, mind you, but he's a perv nonetheless. I won't go into specifics (I don't wanna scar the lovely ladies) but let's just say his boner has gotten him into a lot of trouble. Morry (as I like to call me) also has a habit of hitting on lesbians. Desperate, am I right? He also likes to beat up women. Seriously, he once tried to beat off Risette! Thought it didn't end up well for Morry.... This guy's also a pretty shady character.... Word on the street is he's either a bunch of kids in a trench coat pretending to be an adult or he's secretly a woman. But you didn't hear this from me....
is Ash. She's female. She's also a evil secret ninja warrior. Trust me
guys! It all makes sense! She get's hurt a lot, why? Because she's
always out fighting her enemies ! She has cats, why? Because she uses
them to train her cat-like reflexes! She quite morbid, why? Because she
has magical demon powers! She watches Dr.What'sHisFace, why? Because she
also has time traveling powers! She has a thing for Loki, why? Because
she's learning how to become a better evil villain! She gonna kill us
all!! AHHHHHHHH!!! We need a hero to save us from the evil clutches of
Ash, The 13th Crawler of the Night!!!! What's that in the air? It's a
bird! It's a plane! It's a jew! A jew? No!! It's Super Cpu!! *puts on cape, jumps off tall building*
lovely lady made me a Cpu Xl banner! That's about it, I don't really
know anything else about her... I know she a girl. And possibly human,
but you never know. She could easily be an extraterrestrial on a mission
from her home planet to investigate the odd behaviors of human video
gamers. IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!! THE GOVERNMENT'S HOLDING ALL THE
Trenchy is a wonderful guy. That is all.
MY LITTLE ASIAN BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday Morning Replay
is an overall great guy who can speak Japanese. Why he insists on
rubbing it in my face, I'll never know. He also enjoys world domination,
so don't freak out when he becomes dictator of the world. Even though
I'll become world dictator first, I'll let him dream. Maybe he can
become vice dictator? That's got a nice ring to it, doesn't it.
Next up is Vanz, a very good friend of mine who left the site.... Went off to a place known as real life.... A mythical place where people actually do things with their life besides sit around on the internet all day like some people I know... *cough* Cpu *cough* WHO SAID THAT!?!?
(insert name here)NIK
is one of those guys who insists on changing the first part of his name
24/7. It's kinda annoying. I never know what to call him! I mean come
on, who needs an open ended name? I don't randomly change my name to
CpuTheTriforceWielder, or Do NOT Cpu This, or Cpu (CMONEY), or CpuNIK!
That would be outrageous! A name is a name, you can't change it
willy-nilly! *calms down* NIK also like Daft Punk. That's pretty much
the only reason he's up here.. and because he made me a chocolate pizza.
Just look at it! foodfamilyfinds.com/.../nutella-chocolate-pizza-cookie.jpg
and I are like two peas in separate pods in different countries. I
don't really have anything else about him... We both like Deadpool, so
that's a plus I guess... This is getting awkward... Time for some jokes!
Why do gorilla's have big fingers? Because they have big nostrils!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Okay, another. What did the farmer say about the two
cows in love? He said they were perfect for each udder!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Okay, last one. Did you know that diarrhea is
hereditary? It runs in the jeans! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
some reason "Volt", If that's even his real name, didn't like what I
originally put up about him. So for that, I say screw him. Besides, Volt
Devilray is a stupid name. At first I thought his name was Volt
Delivery, but noooooo!!! He has to be all different and make his name
Volt Devilray!! I MEAN WHAT THE HECK DOES DEVILRAY MEAN!!!!!! All I
think of is a devil shoot laser rays out of it's eyes. And that's just
Thunder is a invaluable friend. Without him, who would I beat up in PS
All-Stars? Who would I share my hate of the Xbox One with? Who would
be the jelly in my sandwich? In fact, once he even made me a sandwich, a
kind of dry sandwich, but a sandwich none-the-less. I think it was a
BLT, hold the T. And the L. And the bread. I actually think is was just
bacon on a plate. With a side of eggs and toast. Wait, no... I think
that's what I had for breakfast today. What did thunder make me again...
Hmmm... Oh that's right, he made me Kirby cupcakes. Look at them: http://cutestfood.com/uploads/2010/01/kirbycupcakes07.jpg
They were magically delicious! Hold on a sec... I'm thinking about the
bowl of Lucky Charms I had for breakfast... I thought I had Bacon and
Eggs? I'm so confused... I think I'm gonna take a nap, wake me up when
it's time for dinner.
up is Lucky Koopa, which is by far the stupidest name ever! Last time I
checked, Koopa's aren't lucky at all. Do you how many times Mario
stomps on Koopa's? Probably a lot. That sounds particularity unlucky.
And if that's not the worst, Mario then jumps on their shells to send
them shooting across the stage knocking into their fellow cohorts. At
least they don't get killed immediately when stepped on like those poor
Goomba's. What does Mario have against turtles and mushrooms. I mean
Mario's favorite food are mushrooms, for crying out loud! The red
plumber is just a murderer. And his brother is too! Those guys are just
terrible. Now I know why Bowser hates Mario and Luigi. Maybe King Koopa
isn't a bad guy after all.
name is Gabe and he's younger than me. He's prime trashcan stuffing
material. Just like Max up there. They can be the trash amigo's. Like if
Bert and Ernie lived in a trashcan like Oscar the Grouch. I guess in
that scenario, I'll be Elmo. DNRT could be Big Bird, Vannah would be
Zoe, Warrior can be Cookie Monster, Thunder is Grover, and DoZo is
obviously Oscar (cause he's a jerk). Then we can make small children
come to our street! We can play with them, sing songs, talk about
letters and numbers, force them to come into our houses, hold them
hostage until their parents give us money, and kick them off bridges
after we receive our dough. WE COULD MAKE MILLIONS!!!!
Mr. Stone made me this sandwich! http://i.imgur.com/9MLyzh.jpg
Look at how delicious it is! I would kiss him... if he had a mouth.
I'll just kiss him on the stache. Might get hair in my mouth, but It
will be worth it! It'll be like making out with a rabbit's tail, or a
Pomeranian's butt, or a Poodle's stomach, or a black guy's afro, or
Zangief's chest hair, or... something else that's fluffy. Darn, I had another fluffy object on the tip of my tongue.... Now what was it.....
fluffy. I mean like really fluffy. SHE"S JUST SO FLUFFY!!!!! Whenever I
visit her I'm all like, too much fluff!! I just can't handle it
sometimes.... I just need to get out... Oh hello there window. You're
looking awfully jump-throughable today.... I just have to jump through
you... The way your glass impales me. The sound of you breaking when I
jump through you. The feeling up the air, rushing past me as I descend
down the floors, crashing into the the trash cans below. But alas, the
evil Fluffy has banned me from jumping through you. But fear not my
rectangle love... For I will jump though you again. This I swear. I
TadorHead with Jelly
is Tador, or as I call her, Sauce. I miss Sauce. My meals are lame
without her... My sandwiches are lame... My steaks are lame... My
porkchops are lame... My hamburgers are lame... My fish is lame...
Anything that requires sauce, is lame.... But hey, at least she's
name's Jared but I call him Al. Why? Cause I'm a hipster, y'all!!
PREMIUM GANSTA!!!! I ONCE SHOT A GUY!!!! Yeah I know, you're probably
thinking, "But Cpu is such a nice guy?" But think again cause I"M A
BAAAADASS!!!! My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!! It's better
than yours!! Damn right, it's better than yours!! I could teach you,
but I'd have to charge!! It's bananas!! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!! It's
bananas!! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!! My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps!!
Check it out!! Um, I mean... I don't like pop songs... I prefer to
listen to groups like Two Door Cinema Club. You've probably never heard
of them. #hipsterswag
And I thought Volt's name was stupid. I just mean come on!! A broken
angel? That's just idiotic. Picture an angel. Flying and halo-crowed 'n
stuff. Now picture a broken one. Probably not flying. Probably doesn't
have a halo. He's practically a fallen angel!! Maybe he's THE fallen
angel.... His real name is probably Lucifer!! BROKEN IS THE DEVIL!!!!!
SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!
This World Begins With (???)
That was one time.
the lesser Vannah clone. A freak accident where a lock of Vannah's hair
got contaminated with Chemical Xl. Forming the villainous RedQueen!!
With her ultra super powers, she fights heroes and the forces of good!
One of Super Cpu's sworn enemies, RedQueen flies through the night,
hunting down young innocent children with her psycho mind-control rays,
turning them into her own evil minions. One day, when a large enough
quantity of minions is amassed, she will storm Vannah's fort, usurping
her role as the Triforce Wielder!! But fear not citizens of GIO, for
Super Cpu will ceaselessly watch over Vannah. And when that fateful days
comes, Super Cpu will stand against the RedQueen and strike her
I hate you.
I gotta write something here...
V is a dude. Quite the mysterious dude in fact, as no one knows what V stand for. V for Viagra? V for Valentine? V for Viper? V for Venom? V for Vlad? V for Victory? V for Venison? V for Vava Voom? V for Vampire? V for Vagina? V for Vaca? V for Victor? V for Victini? V for Viking? V for Vacancy? V for Vacuum? V for Vixen.? V for Virgina? V for Vennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntriloquist?
This here is Jells, a chick that's into jelly beans and into me, her fiancé. Then again, who isn't into me? I mean look at how beautiful I am!! Seriously, am I eye candy or what? I don't know how girls can even keep their hands off me. Hell, I don't know how GUYS can even keep their hands off me. (You stay the hell away from me though, Twerk.) Actually, now that I think about it... how do I even keep my hands off MYSELF!!! *looks in the mirror* Oh come here your sweet piece of robot! *makes out with mirror* ... *five minutes later* Uh.... Now where was I... Oh yeah, Jells. She totally gots the hots for me. Rawr.
Pandy might actually replace Vannah as my total BFFFL... I mean seriously Vanz, step up your game!! Pandy is a Sony and Nintendo fan (like me), she likes RPG's, action/adventure, and fighting games (like me), she likes Marvel (like me), she likes cartoons (like me), she's interested in graphic design (like me), the list goes on! Heck, she even agreed to be my girlfriend! Well in Tomadachi Life... But still! Virtual or not, she's dating me of all people! ME!!! THE PSYCO CPU!!!!! I"M TOO CRAY FOR ANY WOMAN TO CONTAIN, LET ALONE GO OUT WITH!!!! But wait... I'm Cpu! Cpu is man! A MAN"S MAN!!! HE DON"T NEED NO WOMAN KEEPING HIM DOWN!!!! CPU IS A LONE WOLF, DESTINED TO PROWL ALONE!!!! Besides, if I'm stuck with Pandy I won't be able to flirt with all the lovely ladies that want of piece of this hot circuitry. Like Jells. She's totally into me. That's it Amanda! CPU IS OFFICIALLY BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!!!!! I"M OUTTA THIS RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!
He likes cars a little too much, #ifyouknowwhatImean......
She's a white girl. So she has that going for her.
(Yeah that's right, I'm making a list! And your not invited! Unless you ask nicely and bribe me.)
Like what you see? I KNOW YOU DO!!! My DeviantART page: http://cpuxl.deviantart.com/
now you're probably thinking to yourself, Hey, I want one... Well you
can get one!! Right now I'm making anime look-alike... portrait
things... If you want one made in your likeness, just send me a message
with the the following:
People I'm making pictures for are (in order of who's picture I'm working on next):
***I'M NOT TAKING REQUESTS AT THE MOMENT***
Here are the blogs I've published on this site
SSB Character Interviews:
Super Smash Bros. Direct: Recap, Analysis, Impressions, and Thoughts
Top 10 Pokémon from Black & White