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Shish is the result of a highly successful Kickstarter campaign to build the human 2.0. With 4 arms, over a dozen or so elbows and a heart the size of Kentucky he is a virtual woolly mammoth of fun. He has been described as "heartwarming", "a non-stop thrill ride", a "tour de force of emotions from beginning to end" and overall "a must see--4.5 Stars". For more information please visit www.thebestkindofcandyisswedishshish.com
This is his page. Home to many rare creatures, chief amongst which is the dreaded Tyronnosaurus-rex. While seemingly cold blooded and curmudgeonly, this creature can prove to be quite docile. Friendly Robbits are also scattered throughout the grounds and if you are lucky, you may even spot the dazzling Charldinal making one of its rare appearances. Oh, and please refrain from feeding the DIRNTs. Thank you.
When the aliens arrived none of us were ready. We were sitting around the dinner table, mindlessly chattering, when the knock came. Aunt Rose went to the door, swung it open, and was instantly vaporized. Horrified, we watched Aunt Rose's ashes slowly settle to the floor. The door creaked shut. "Aliens!" Grandma whispered.
A few moments of silence followed. And then the knock returned. This time Grandma grabbed her shotgun, signaled everyone of her intent, and crept quietly to the door. The kind, eternal light had left her blue eyes. Her jaw was set, and I saw the look of the vengeful she-wolf bent on protecting her cubs.
Grandma suddenly flung the door open and I saw her pump two rounds into Harold Schmidt, the grocer up the street. When the smoke cleared, we all stood there-quietly observing Harold's twisted, broken body.
"Who would have thought?" Grandma's voice quivered. "Old Harold Schmidt--a stinkin' alien!"
The bear and Carl lived together in the cave for several years until, one day, the true savagery of Nature being unleashed, Carl killed and ate him.