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I see you finally made it to my biography and it thrills me to no end to know there is someone else out there who likes me just as much as I do! Just the other day, I was bathing in my money, wondering if I was the only super handsome, wealthy, athletic, talented member of Game Informer - and then you came along. You're not nearly as good as me, but you're almost there.
While your accomplishments are greatly dwarfed by mine, I encourage you to keep striving for excellency, and one day, you'll be as awesome as me. Let us look at my accomplishments, shall we? They might further motivate you on your quest to be as awesome as me. At the tender age of 6, I was made the dean of all colleges, because I'm that intelligent. I currently am the primary stockholder and CEO of three Fortune 500 companies, and I manage 18 gazillion people a day. I won the life time achievement award at the age of 17. Recently I went back in time and invented the airplane. I'm also the only triple crown winner of the Olympics (ParaOlympics, Special Olympics, and normal Olympics) in every sport. These are all things that make me better than you, and you should strive to do them, but you'll probably fail because I'm a different breed of human being. I hope this helps you, fellow Game Informer!