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Goat Simulator

Start Your Goat Rampage Early

Goat Simulator, the physics-based game all about causing destruction and mayhem as a goat, is releasing on April 1, making it the best April Fools' Day joke ever. But if for whatever reason you can't possibly wait that long to begin your wild goat antics, pre-ordering the game lets you start playing this Friday, March 28.

The developers say they were inspired by old-school skating games like Tony Hawk, but Goat Simulator sets itself apart in the genre by eliminating boards and replacing them with a goat equipped with an incredibly sticky tongue. If you somehow still aren't sure Goat Simulator is the most important game of this year, allow the game's new launch trailer to convince you. 

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  • Can't wait for this game. Preordered.

  • They did not just go there... Hahahaha
  • Was that mimicking Dead Island's trailer? I licked it. (pun intended)
  • Lolz...jut lolz

  • This...is the next generation of gaming.

  • I will definitely be watching someone play this on twitch. GOTY

  • Looks funny, but I was kind of hoping this would have Amazing Frog-like multiplayer. No multiplayer at all means I'll probably get this in a bundle someday.

  • GOTY

  • WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!! i will be a happy camper to get my hands on this early!
  • Aw, it's Gary Busey's pet goat.

  • Was that copying the Dead Island trailer? Hahaha, that made me laugh more than it should have. XD


  • It should have multiplayer. If they give us multiplayer, I'll purchase.

  • ....Goat... Simulator? ... really? hmmm

  • LOL

  • I'm still waiting for the Goat Stimulator mod.

  • Looks like a great game... Hope it is.

  • dat trailer...

  • From their page

    "Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat."

    So why should I think this game is actually happening?

  • best game simulator of the year.

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