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Final Fantasy Heroes Abuse Phoenix Down

If video game protagonists can use a special feather that magically raises them from the dead, what's to stop them from becoming addicted?

Cracked does an in depth exposé about the dark dangers of one of Final Fantasy's most useful items.

The Terrifying Fallout of the 'Final Fantasy' Universe -- powered by Cracked.com

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