Bethesda’s Skyrim was a great game, but it had its flaws. Maybe you noticed some of them between patches. But how did all those bugs get in an otherwise great game? The truth has finally been revealed.

Gaming humor site Dorkly created a series of internal Bethesda memos that detail the rise of Skyrim’s bugs. We’re sure this is pretty much how it happened. You can read the full memo set on Dorkly, but here’s a taste of what to expect. Warning: this is for people who like humor only. If you don’t like humor, go water a plant.