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LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL APARTMENT? YOU'RE IN LUCK, FRIEND!!!
Date: 2011-06-12, 4:03PM EDTReply to: NB1974@gameslist.org
Cozy 1 bed/1 bath apartment in scenic South Bohan. A quick stroll away from shops, restaurants, culture—everything that Liberty City has to offer. A great place to start a new life. Color TV w/cable included. Great on-street parking, which can accommodate golf carts to firetrucks, and everything in between.Motivated seller. Contact Niko for more details. Must see to believe!!
1988 Kuribo’s Shoe, AAA condition
Date: 2011-07-17, 11:03AM CDTReply to: email@example.com
Like the headline says, I’m selling a 1988 Kuribo’s Shoe in fantastic condition. It's green, with a cream-colored interior. The hopping mechanism still works great, which collectors will know is a rarity for that year. I only used it on one level. There’s a tiny bit of scuffing on its underside, but it’s nothing that won’t buff out with a little Turtle Wax. I don’t have the shipping crate anymore, but all of the original documentation and paperwork is included. I’m taking 100 coins OBO for it. These are nearly impossible to find, so if you’re interested you’d better act now.
Red Motorcycle, Fast as hell!!
Date: 2011-07-17, 11:02AM CDTReply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
This is an extremely well maintained red motorcycle that I used extensively a few decades ago. It’s been in dry storage since then. The body is very clean with no dents or rust. There are no issues with the engine, suspension, or tires. There is some cosmetic block damage and a fair amount of frog residue on the front of the bike, but it’s nothing that affects its handling. I’m the original owner, and I’ll deliver it and the title for $450. As a bonus, I’ll throw in its kickass theme music, too. These pictures were taken yesterday.
Community Garden Plot For Lease WOW
Date: 2011-06-11, 5:10PM CDTReply to: email@example.com
For lease, one prime plot on beautiful Piñata Island. Features lots of DIRT and plenty of SPACE FOR SHOVELING. Horticulturists will have their hands full with the NATIVE FLORA. Want a TRAIN? Go wild! Interested in running your own BREEDING FARM? Why not? Your wildest/creepiest dreams can become A REALITY!!The neighbor is an acquired taste, but you can WATCH WORMS MATE!AVAILABLE NOW! CONTACT ERIC FOR THE DEETS!
HUGE YARD SALE LOOK!
Date: 2011-07-17, 10:20AM CDTReply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
YARD SALE!!!!! Going on SOON!!!! (1220 Acorn Ave.)LOTS & LOTS of stuff! Something for EVERYONE!Kids clothes.. Cookbooks.. kids shoes.. Furniture..Stockpile items.. baby bottles.. TVs..Sterling Silver.. Toolbox..Bunkbed frame.. tons of rare Conker memorabiliaI need to sell this stuff.. I’m desperate!Come visit us!!Open 11-4!!!!
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