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Super Smash Bros. Character Interview #2
Hey there ladies and gents! Welcome
to another humble iteration of my SSB character Interviews. If you haven't read
the first one, here's the link: http://www.gameinformer.com/blogs/members/b/cpu_xl_blog/archive/2013/08/13/ssb-character-interview-_2300_1.aspx
So here's the spiel, this is sorta
like a fanfiction. Except not posted on fanfiction. Why? Because I thought this
story would be better shown to you nerds. In case you haven't looked at the
title of the picture above, this is a Smash Bros. story. This is the second
character interview story. I have already done Mega Man and next on my list is
The Villager and Wii Fit Trainer. I'll write more stories as more character's
are revealed. NOW READ MY STORY!!!!!!
WARNING: This is by no means
excellent writing. While I am an excellent writer, this little piece of writing
genius was done rather quickly. So.... DEAL WIT IT!!!
'NOTHER WARNING: If you feel as if I
haven't portrayed the character's well, feel free to complain in the comments
Falcon took another bite out of the Maximum Tomato and felt his nose again. It
still hurt the bounty hunter. He glared at Samus, blood dripping out of his
crossed her arms over his chest shot Captain Falcon an irritated look. "Stop
looking at me, pervert!"
are you talking about? My nose is bleeding because you broke it yesterday!
Besides, your zero suit isn't that appealing to me anymore," The Captain
gave Captain Falcon an angrier look. "And what's that supposed to mean?"
face it, your old hat. I think the gamers need some different eye candy."
unstrapped her paralyzer from her thigh and pointed it at Captain Falcon. "Care
to say that again?"
are you always so quick to shoot?!"
was trained to be quick to shoot." Before Samus could inflict more pain upon
the Captain, someone knocked on the door. She quickly holstered her pistol, not
wanting to scare off the next interviewee.
great," Link muttered as a blue haired swordsman entered the room. Raising his
voice, the pointy eared hero asked, "what are you doing here Marth?"
guys, I'm just here to judge with you," Marth answered.
happened to Fox?" Samus Asked.
he had something to do, and hearing that Link was a judge, I decided to take
the reins from Fox." Marth walked up to the table and sat in the empty seat next
to Link. The Hero-King brushed the hair out of his face with his hand looked at
link. "If your not doing anything, could we perhaps have couple of drinks after
you see... Uh, I actually have to something to do later on..."
pouted while asking, "What could be so important that you can't have just a
couple of drinks?"
Before Link could finish his sentence, the newest smash candidate walked
through the doors. "Oh thank goodness," he said under his breath.
there, is this where the Smash Bros. interviews are held at?" Asked a woman
wearing yoga pants and a blue tank top.
Falcon saw the interviewee and vaulted over the table. He landed on one knee in
front of the woman and grasped her hand. "Why yes it is, miss. And may I say, you look
woman giggled before saying, "And I thought Mario was pudgy."
looked at his slightly distended stomach then reverted his attention back to
the woman. "I like you already."
back here, you idiot!" Samus demanded.
Falcon gave the Wii Fit Trainer a sly smile before going back to his seat.
know," Samus said while pointed her thumb at Captain Falcon, "you wouldn't have
guys like this going head over heels for you if you wore more appropriate
coming from a girl wearing a skin tight jumpsuit?" The trainer retorted.
jumpsuit that I wear under a suit of armor made by a highly intelligent race of
yet you had to have your old commanding officer tell you when you could equip
your other suits."
least my game didn't come with a stupid peripheral!"
fight!" Captain Falcon yelled. The Wii Fit Trainer and Samus gave the F-Zero
pilot deafening stares.
we start the interview now?" Link asked.
trainer smiled at Link, "Of course, let's begin."
question, why do you think you're qualified to become a smash fighter?"
woman chuckled. "I honestly wanted to join your group for the exercise. But I
guess if I get in I could help some of the more heavyset characters burn a
couple of calories. I also think I be quite an interesting character to join
know what you mean, I've always tried to get Link to do some yoga with me to
help him stay in shape," Marth said.
raised an eyebrow while saying, "Sure, that's the reason."
are you talking about? I just wouldn't want the wielder of the Triforce of
Courage to get unfit, that's all," Marth explained while using his fingers to
walk up Link's arm.
conversation between the two swordsmen made the Captain pretend to gag. Link
was about to punch Falcon's arm when he imagined what would happen if the racer
decided to punch back. The Hylian just grumbled to himself, not happy with his
leaned her head off the back of the chair and looked at the white ceiling.
"Let's get this over with already," she groaned.
are you in such a hurry? It's not like you have a game being made," the Wii Fit
you do?" Samus asked through gritted teeth.
Fit U, you've probably never heard of it," the trainer smirked.
stood up and targeted the Wii Fit Trainer with her paralyzer. "Screw this,
let's fight! Right here, right now!" the bounty hunter yelled.
and I'll even do it with the use of fancy gadgets," the yoga instructor said.
up with you?" Link questioned Smaus.
started it!" Samus barked.
Wii Fit Trainer smiled at Samus. "And I'll end it."
so glad I came into work today," Captain Falcon said, giddy for the impending
two are not fighting." Link held.
come on Link, I say let them fight. Besides, we can use this fight to gauge the
Wii Fit Trainer battle prowess," Marth added.
sighed, "Fine Samus, you can fight her. I guess we don't need to sand bag."
I was going to listen to you if you said I couldn't." Samus walked around the
table and up to the trainer, inches away from their noses touching. The women glowered
into each others eyes.
don't think this is a good idea," Link complained.
Falcon put his arm around Link's shoulders. "Be a man, cat fights are always a
girls," Marth said while picking up his clipboard, "Let's go."
the match ended, Samus and the Wii Fit Trainer exhausted their energy. The
stench of sweat wafted through the air. Samus walked back to the table and
slumped in her seat. The trainer was standing in front of the table, less
visibly exhausted than Samus.
your face," Samus huffed.
sorry Ms. Aran, did I wear you out?" the Wii Fit Trainer asked. "It seems like
your not used to fighting without your power suit."
am going to destroy you."
like you'd have to get into better shape first."
mom needs to get into better shape!"
least I have parents."
stared at the Trainer before sighing and looking up at the ceiling.
tsk, tsk," was all the Trainer said.
on," Link said, uncomfortable with the current situation, "here's the last
question. What should players come to expect from you in the next Smash Bros.?
they should expect more health conscious fighting from me. I'm not one of those
fighters who blatantly go around misusing their body. I prefer to get fit while
thanks for the input."
welcome Link," she replied.
welcome Link," Samus mocked in a high tone.
Samus, is that any way to treat such a beautiful lady?" Captain Falcon
broke your nose yesterday, do you want me to break something more important
need to learn how to calm down."
growled at Captain Falcon.
taken," the Captain said.
that the end of it then?" the Trainer asked the judges.
believe so," Marth answered.
then I hope to see you all in the next Smash Bros. installment." The Wii Fit
Trainer bowed her head and walked out the door.
definitely getting in," Captain Falcon said while piling the applications in
the out box.
I doubt it," Samus muttered.
shook his head at Samus's juvenile actions and was about to leave when
something pull at his tunic.
Link, as I was asking earlier, would you like to get some drinks?" Marth asked
Marth, I really do have something to have to do... now."
pouted. "Can you at least tell me what?"
have to, um... take Luigi to the doctor. He's been having really strange dreams
lately," Link said.
was confused, "Isn't his brother a doctor?"
slowly started walking towards the door. "Yep."
see you around then," Marth muttered sadly.
thing," Link said while running out the door.
turned to look at Captain Falcon poking Samus's cheek. She was too tired to
tell him to stop and was lazily swatting his hand away. Marth sighed. "Hey
Falcon, do you want to go get some drinks?"
as long I have some... FALCON PUNCH!!!!" Captain Falcon yelled.
stood up and walked out the door with Marth right behind him. The blue haired
swordsman closed the door behind him, leaving Samus alone in the room.