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there ladies and gents! Welcome to my humble blog. What you’re about to read is
sort of like a fanfiction. Except way better… mostly because I wrote it. CPU XL
FTW!!!! The reason this isn’t on fanfiction is because I thought it would be
better if you, my fellow nerds, read it. I also thought it would be better if I
got comments from people I actually kinda know instead of random people who
like to read Doctor Who x My Little Pony fanfiction. Friendship is Tardis! And
in case you haven’t put the pieces together, you’ll be reading a Smash Bros.
story. This is how I’ve set it up; imagine if the new characters that will be
joining the smash fest had to go through an interview process first. I’ll be
doing this with all the new characters introduced. My first three stories will
be of The Villager, Mega Man, and Wii Fit Trainer, respectively. When other
characters are announced, I’ll write about their interview process. ENJOY!!!!
This is by no means excellent writing. While I am an excellent writer, I
wrote this story this morning. It was sort of a quick thing I felt like doing
so don’t judge me. #DEALWITHIT
WARNING: If you feel as if I haven’t portrayed the character’s well, feel free
to complain in the comments section.
“Hey Samus, when was he supposed show up?” Link asked
while flipping through papers.
“Ten minutes ago I think,” Samus
“Why is he so late? Didn’t Mario
tell him what time his interview was at?”
“Something probably delayed him.”
“Well I hope
he doesn’t get delayed at long as Brawl was.”
“Wait, wait, wait, I’m having trouble
comprehending this,” Captain Falcon said as he faced Link. “You can talk?”
“Yes, I can talk,” Link said in an
annoyed tone. “Why did you think I didn’t?”
“I thought you only said “HI YAA”
and stuff. You normally sound like you’ve been kicked in groin.”
Link clenched his fists a breathed
heavily. “Why are you even here? Wouldn’t Mario want characters with a few more
games to be judges?”
Captain Falcon gave the Hylian a
hurt look. “I have eight games!”
Link smirked, “I have at least 20
Samus decided to chime in by saying,
“I have ten games.”
The Captain looked directly at Samus
for a few seconds before slowly saying, “Other M.”
To this, Samus stood up, went right
up to Captain Falcon, and began to twist his arm behind his back while slamming
his head on the table. “Say uncle you falcon fool!” Samus yelled.
“Never!” Falcon yelled back.
Samus began to twist his arm more.
“Other M! Other M! Other M! Other
Samus then put all her strength in
twisting his arm.
“Oh the pain! The falcon pain!”
“Hey guys,” an anthropomorphic
canine said, “You should stop fighting before the person we’re interviewing
Link, Samus, and Captain Falcon
turned their heads and gave Fox confused looks. “How long have you been there?”
“This whole time… How have you not
“Maybe because you only have six
games,” the Captain deadpanned.
Fox bared his fangs at Captain
Falcon. “Hey Samus, why don’t you keep twisting his arm. I think he’s starting
to like it.”
“With pleasure,” Samus said wile
twisting the Captain’s arm again.
“OW!! Will you stop doing that?!”
“Um, am I interrupting something.” A
slightly robotic voice said.
Samus quickly let go of Falcon’s
arm, causing him to slap Link across the face. She sat back down while
saying, “No, no, we were just…”
“Stretching out Captain Falcon's back,” Link lied.
“Anyway, we’re glad you could come
to the interview Mega Man. We would very much like to have to in Smash Bros.,” Fox
“Thanks,” the Blue Bomber replied.
“I can’t wait to do battle against Mario and the other famous Nintendo
“Dream on kid,” Captain Falcon said.
“Do you think we’ll just add a random third party character to the already jam
packed roster of Smash Bros.?”
“But Sonic was in Brawl…” Mega Man
“Sonic was in Brawl!?!”
“Wow, you have a great memory,”
Samus said sarcastically.
“He was probably running to fast for
me to see him.”
“Is that why you constantly hit him
with your final smash?” Samus inquired.
“You leave the Blue Falcon out of
Link directed his attention to Mega
Man and proceeded with the interview. “Anyways, how about you tell us what
makes you qualified to join the Smash ranks.”
“Oh, okay… Well I’m just gonna be
frank with you guys, I haven’t really had my own game since Mega Man 10. I need
to be in this game. If I don’t, my fans, or fans of Capcom for that matter,
might forget about me.”
“Oh sure, you haven’t had a game
since 2010, boo hoo. My last game was in ’04 kid! ’04!!” Captain Falcon yelled.
He then started to cry.
“I’m getting a new game for the 3DS
and an HD remake for the Wii U within in the next couple of months,” Link
“Yet some people still call you
Zelda,” Samus said.
Link stared blankly at Samus. “Why
can’t Metroid crawl.”
“Do you want me to twist your arm
around too, pretty boy?”
Fox sighed, “Will you guys stop
bickering, we’re having an interview remember?”
“Why are you acting all high and
mighty? Your last game was for the Gameboy,” Link sneered
“That’s not true, I had a remake of
Star Fox 64 on the 3DS two years ago.”
“Remakes don’t count.”
Fox gave Link a quizzical look, “But what about your HD remake?”
“I don’t want to seem like I’m
intruding, but could you guys hurry up with the interview? I have to feed Rush
soon,” said Mega Man.
“You mean your robot dog?” Fox
“Yeah, so what?”
“Oh nothing. Concerning the
interview, we have a few more areas to cover before we submit your
application.” Fox took out pen and flipped through the papers on his clipboard
while the other judges did the same. “We will now ask you to show us your
moveset you’ll be using.”
“Sure thing, I’ll show you my best.”
Captain Falcon hit a small red
button on a box placed on the table. A sandbag then fell from the ceiling and
landed in front of Mega Man. “Alright then, show your moves!” This caused
everyone in the room to stare at the Captain. “What? Did you expect me not to
ten minutes of Mega Man blasting, cutting, throwing, and smashing the sandbag,
Fox told him to stop. All the judges, except for fox, put down their pens and
set the papers aside.
“I’m quite impressed with you,
Rock,” Samus expressed. “I can’t wait to see whose arm cannon is more
“Thanks Samus, I glad to hear that
“I especially liked you final smash,
a lot better than Captain Falcon’s,” Link teased.
Captain Falcon looked past Samus and glared at Link. “Hey fairy boy, when’s the last time you’ve tasted some
“Not the face! I have a date with
Zelda after this!”
Captain Falcon leaned back in his
chair and crossed his arms. “I thought so.”
Link muttered something under his
breath before turning his attention back to Mega Man. “We have one more topic
to cover, then you can leave.”
“Great, what is it?” Mega Man asked.
“What should players expect from you
while playing the game?”
Mega Man smiled, as he already new
what to say. “They should expect a unique moveset, interesting gameplay, and an overall well rounded character capable of taking down even the toughest fighters.”
"Pfft, you better better be well rounded. We don't want another Meta Knight on our hands," Captain Falcon said.
“Don't mind Captain Falcon, he's just jealous because he's in the G tier." Fox said while writing down Mega Man's answer.
"Shut up! I was in the A tier in Melee!"
"Wasn't that when I was in the S tier?"
Unable to think of of a comeback, Falcon huffed and put his feet on the table.
Fox shook his head then showed Mega Man the application. "All we need now is your signature. Sigh here
and here and put you initials here. Fantastic, we’ll send in you application
right away. Thank you for your time.”
“Your welcome Fox, and I hope you
have a new game revealed soon.”
“You too kid, best of luck in you
Mega Man smiled and waved as he
walked out the door. Fox waved back and began collecting the applications form
the other judges. Link and Samus gave Fox the papers while Captain Falcon met
the canine with a smug look. "What is it now?" Fox questioned.
“I need a new game ten times more
than you do, dog breath.” Captain Falcon muttered.
Fox sighed, “You got an attraction
in Nintendo Land, be happy with that.”
“Well you have three characters
represented in Smash Bros.”
“You mean those clones? They hardly
“Does that mean I don’t count? I’m
practically a clone of Ganondorf.”
“Actually, Ganondorf is clone of
you,” Link added.
“Shut up, pixie stick!” Captiain
“He was just trying to help, you
idiot,” Samus said.
“Other M,” Falcon retorted.
Samus smiled, stood up, and punched
Captain Falcon, successfully breaking his nose.