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The Funny Public Basterds Sweepstakes {expired!}

When you're playing that ultimate game - like a lot of us right now with Spongebob squa..., I mean, Uncharted 2 - how hard is it to take a break? I don't mean quickly shoving a spoon of cereal in your mouth while your hero is running against a wall on-screen. Ever burn your mouth just to see that, yes, if you leave the platform you die? Pause buttons are for weaklings! But just put the controller down. This may sound a bit hypocritical for me to say, after all the Prepaid Gaming Cards and GameStop Gift Cards... (I'm just feeding your obsession, because I don't want to be the only one with Fruit Loops stains on his T-shirt)  But behold, I present to you, Gamus Ultimus, the ultimate reason to ultimately take a break from gaming ultimatously: The Funny Public Basterds Sweepstakes:  The Ultimate DVD 3-pack!

Eight lucky entrants will each win:
- Funny People starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen
- Public Enemies starring Johnny Depp and Christian Bale
- Inglorious Basterds starring Brad Pitt

(yes, you get all three movies!)

For everybody else, be sure get your own copies soon:

Funny People comes to Blu-ray Hi-Def & DVD November 24!
Public Enemies hits Blu-ray Hi-Def and DVD December 8!
And also look for Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds, on Blu Ray Hi Def & DVD December 15!

Click HERE for the Sweeps Entry page! (Must be 17 to enter!) Sorry, too late. This Sweepstakes expired.

Challenge nummer zwei:
A Nazi-Killer, a gangster, and a comedian walk into a bar...  no, seriously, what's your favorite movie quote? (any movie)



  • Charlie Bartlett - "Trust me, doc.  Bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers together is like opening a lemonade stand in the desert."

  • Dogma -

    Silent Bob to man in train car after Throwing Ben Affleck and Matt Damon off the moving Train:

    "No Tickets."

  • Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back-

    Matt Damon & Ben Affleck:

    Matt Damon: Just take it from "It's a good course."

    Ben Affleck: Oh, now you're the director.

    Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this *** in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...

    Ben Affleck: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week.

    Matt Damon: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature?

    Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.

    [They both take a beat and look at the camera]

    Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you have to go back to the well.

    Matt Damon: And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.

    Ben Affleck: See, that's just mean.

  • Clerks-

    Silent Bob:

    You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

  • "i feel like a.... like a slice of butter. melting.... on top of a... big old pile of.... flapjacks.... yeah"

    - Pineapple Express, Worlds Best Movie.

    It was hard to pick just one. there are hundreds of quotes in there that deserve #1

  • "i feel like a.... like a slice of butter. melting.... on top of a... big old pile of.... flapjacks.... yeah"

    - Pineapple Express, Worlds Best Movie.

    It was hard to pick just one. there are hundreds of quotes in there that deserve #1

  • "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"  

                                            -Clint eastwood in,"dirty harry"

  • Knocked Up-

    Pete: Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

  • More of a speech. From V for Vendetta:

    Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

    The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

    Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

  • I want the world chico and everything in it

  • Jack Crow (James Woods): Can I ask ya somethin, Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

  • Mod

    "It's okay Mama, I learnt ta play by ear."

  • Mine would probably be from 2007's I Am Legend, before he's caught by his own trap and screams "What the hell are you doing out here, Fred? Fred, if you're real, you better tell me right now!", man that was funny. And although this doesn't pertain to the movie guidelines, thought I might mention a quote from my favorite PS2 of all time, it's from NIS America, the main character screams "I'm gonna rip your head off and *** down your neck you overgrown ***!" talking to a boss.

  • Favorite Funny quote:

    “I've got a jar of dirt!”

    -Jack Sparrow-

    Favorite Serious quote:

    “If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal and if they can't stop you, you become something else entirely... Legend, Mr Wayne.”

    -Henri Ducard, Batman Begins-

  • "I fart in your general direction and call your door opening request a silly thing!"

    - The French Taunter

  • "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

  • "You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"

  • Inglorious Bastards THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR

  • You lack the courage of your convictions sir, do it.

    awsome delivery.

    Louis, Interview with the vampire

  • Favorite Movie Quote of all time:

    "Where you get that big *** knife man?"

    "Room Service, I needed something to cut the limes."

    "Limes? What limes?"

    "What?  I don't have any, they don't grow in the dessert."

    -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.