The lights are on
"Who plays video games to listen to a bunch of characters talk and press
the 'x' button?" Nope, that's not the trolling of some random reader on
our L.A. Noire review -- it's the seasoned criticism of one Stan Marsh via last week's episode of South Park.
Cliff Bleszinski may be best-known
amongst gamers for his work on the gory Gears of War franchise. Despite
all that machismo, though, Bleszinski has a soft side.
Hot off of yesterday's Carmageddon Reincarnation announcement, fans can now create their very own Carmageddon vehicles out of paper.
Because I'm in a poetic mood, I'm summing up my experiences with the games I've played most recently in a concise format.
The image of Little Sisters climbing into mysterious hidey holes after a
long day of gathering Adam from corpses with a rusty needle is
adorable, yet disturbing. Why not commemorate that tender moment?
We thought Kingdom Hearts was a crazy mishmash of Disney and Square characters, but why stop there?
Even in Lego form, Half-Life 2's Combine Striders are terrifying.
Sure, you could step on one of these guys with little effort, but the
memories they evoke still make me shudder.
If you're tired of trying to make your own custom Mortal Kombat
action figures out of old Ninja Turtles toys, Jazwares is about to make
your life a lot simpler. The company is prepping a new line of 6" action
figures based on the classic fighter that will be available this
summer. Keep reading to see which warriors you can pick up.
Dust off your joystick, because things just got real.
Some people might not consider a bloody piece of meat to be adorable, but they clearly haven't seen Flickr user Danielleorama's plushy recreations of Team Meat's tenacious protagonist.
If you want Portal-related figures, you've got to make them yourself. Alternately, you can rely on geniuses like this to make them, and you then you can stare in wonder.
With the strategic placement of the Apple logo, one MacBook owner has made his laptop considerably cooler than yours.