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I was born in the tree-hut village of Anosia in the year of 1780, where I had several quirky misadventures with the nearby cat people,the Anosians. I have been trapped in witch's hut where she tried to make me into a hearty stew (with only 1995 calories), to harrasing the many peasants and gypsies, to everything in between. I have a strong love for reading and ,even stronger than my love of books, a stronger hatred for video games. I was jailed for slapping the queen for her insulting my tunic. I was there for only seven days before I broke loose. At the age of twenty (my favorite number)  I was an outcast, so I moved to the city of London where I made meat pies (with a strange taste that was said to come from wild game) and befriended the strangest barber, a man named Sweeney Todd (who is rumored to be a murderer). At the age of 23 I moved to The Kingdom of Elder River, and with my trusty bow, Scrolls Shine, I sent the nearby gypsies and peasants to Oblivion. Studying every Star strikes my fancy so I was nearly burned at the stake, however my new home and I share a hatred for gypsies and peasents, so I was released, but I had to fight in the Gadrion Wars. I barely survived, war is a terrible thing. My favorite past time came to an end when all gypsies and peasants were being protected by the kingdom. I found a new favorite hobby, by attacking movie goers instead, I also enjoy making up stories and putting hidden messages in them,

The Elder Scrolls Wiki

AND SWEETROLLS

You can thank me later

And I love Monty Python

The last time my Grandma was seen (If you have any information please contact me at 789-123-4584)

Something I've been trying to get a patent on

This speaks for its self

Greatest Sith of all time, Darth Bane

And this is for all you troll and trollettes

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The incarnation of two of the awesomest things

(Thanks to DMW for discovering it)

How to deal with vault bullies... and real life bullies

Top 5 Awsomest People

1. Chuck Norris- I don't think you need an explanation

2. Todd Howard- Mastermind behind Fallout 3, Elder Scrolls III,IV,V

3. Ben Reeves- Game Informer editor and inventor of Street Comedy

4. Lauren Faust- Creator of two of my favorite childhood cartoons, and MLP:FiM

5. Jeremy Soule- The music composer of TES: III,IV, and V. The man is legendary

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My favorite people on GIO (This list will not change ever)

 Aaron

 God of Irony (His dA)

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze

The Fox

And uh... Mray... (*and no, it wasn't an obligation)

*it was

Music that is awesome-

And if you don't like the classics... TOO BAD

And now two amazing forces combined:

And Music that trumps even the songs above: