The lights are on
Well, well, well. It looks like I've been very neglectful of this community. Well actually neglectful of alot of things, but hey a man has got to make his money some way. Unfortunately for you fine folks here at GIO, and to the chagrin of those other podcasts on this site, The 4th Floor is in fact alive and well, and much like an other we're coming back to take over the lands of men with our icey blue eyes, and cold flesh. You folks who don't know me, and there are plenty I'm sure, are in for a real treat as I present to you Episode 5 of Season 2 for The 4th Floor: The 4th Floor Strikes Back. So come journey with me across a spooky land, and make sure you bring your sword that shoots laser beams. If you feel like a man dressed up like Peter Pan than we can save the Triforce (I did not steal that from Brental Floss, and no I don't lie).
Sad news on The 4th Floor this week, we had to finally let Kenneth go. With Facebook likes down and zero participation in our DVD box cover contest, not to mention blatant embezzlement, we were forced to shut down the Big Daddy Rapture to Land Living Program. See Kenneth had developed some issues, mostly involving a terrible gambling and drug addiction. This had lead him down a dark path of owing money to bookies, and eventually stealing from us. Faced with the task of attracting new Facebook likes, Kenneth just didn't attract the right audience, or any for that matter. His appearance had become sloppy, and he started to stink of rotting sea creature thing, which was certainly not appealing to a new audience. Due to the cutbacks in this program and other areas as well Liz and I have been forced to withdraw from the outline process for this episode of The 4th Floor.
HEADLINE: Kenneth The Big Daddy Mascot of The 4th Floor Apprehended by The Collar for Embezzlement
Kenneth, here and I'm back. Last week Nick had told you all that I was on a vacation from writing my normal anagram, and I'm voiding that warranty as we speak. I was in a hotel for sure, but the Bible was missing and spent some time on my computer. Usually I would just be visiting Facebook, and Twitter, but with Lucas releasing Star Wars in 3D I decided to help Nick out with some insider information on any changes that might have been made in the new releases. I'll just say I found an almost insane amount of knowledge on Star Wars and the changes made that Nick was fortunate enough to be able to limit it to just 10. What ten changes made the cut you'll just have to listen to The 4th Floor Season 2 Episode 2 to find out. I'll pass it on to Nick now.
Some may have noticed that Kenneth is not here today to spout off some nonsense about Bioshock: Infinite not being a true Bioshock game. As is the case he is on vacation and instead it is I TOGNick to provide you with the episode introduction before getting into the show notes proper. In most cases this would be a short story, on some random encounter, and instead I this. Normally I would but I've called in my writes as executive producer of The Fourth Floor to just say enjoy the show and that we have a great amount of content to provide this year. This is The 4th Floor: A Newer Hope.
Are gamers elitists? It's an odd question, and one that I'm beginning to think is a bit hard to answer directly, and also accurately to portray without fear of huge repercussion. Following people in the industry is a bit weird, on one hand you have a group that em
This will probably be one of the more controversial takes on the Stop Online Piracy Act, or SOPA as it's more commonly known, however bare with this starving writer and remember the key words of the title. SOPA, for those unaware and if you're reading this blog for shame, is a bill which is stalled in congress currently, that attempts to combat online piracy. However this blog does not intend to support SOPA and the uninhibited power that it would grant IP and Copyright holders to blacklist any site they deem dangerous to their property, but rather attempts to look at why and how a bill of this magnitude was considered necessary in the first place. There is a solution to preventing this bill, and it involves responsible use of the internet, through IP and Copyright laws, but also in how websites generate money and views online.
A Special Announcement From Kenneth The Big Daddy
The rain constantly falls now, as Kenneth drives in his Ford 4 door station wagon he stops off in a little known area called Pikesville. "What are these candles? And this Silver and Blue coloring over everything?" The Big Daddy is alarmed, red and green are the norm where he's from. This lack of Christmas has perturbed him to no end, and the only thing that can satisfy his anger is The 4th Floor Episode 28 Snitch Bots Among Us...
The November rain was coming down hard against the tin roof of the gas station, the constant tap tap tap from drop after drop was driving us insane. Kenneth needed a refreshing drink and the Coca-Cola dispenser next to The 4th Floor Coffee Christmas Tree was the only source of relief. As Kenneth drank from his frosty cola, our President Barrack Obama appeared, and the greatest photo opportunity presented itself. We had been sworn to great secrecy to not reveal the existence of an actual Big Daddy or Rapture either, and instead we had our skilled artists come up with this rendering. This is The 4th Floor Episode 27...