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  • ''hey pon, I'm gonna make an action RPG with annoying voice acting, outdated music that sucks, monsters that make the lamest noises you've ever heard, 3 inch pixels, crappy lighting and a absolutely terrible control layout that make you want to throw you'r controler becauce for some reason the right stick makes you jump, you select things with the left bumper and attack with the D-pad wich means that you have to take your thumb away from the move stick every time you want to attack, so in a nut shell it would have no replay value, no emotions, no intersting characters and no imersion, that way I can spend more time on the wepons wich will all be unique. Well what do you think?'' Well, Hunter, I think it's safe to say that you slightly misunderstand. The controls don't affect whether the characters are well-developed, or whether the story is original and creatively paced; as always, controls are subjective when it comes to whether they're ''good'' or not. Pressing L1 to activate things may not be so bad if it's what you're used to. And having each arrow-key make you attack in different ways doesn't sound all that different from what you had to do in some PS1 games. The only way controls could ''ruin'' a game is if they actually PREVENTED you from doing things, like move, jump, and shoot. Some people could make the case that Resident Evil 4 was ''ruined'' because you couldn't walk and shoot at the same time, but it's all left up to personal preference; I could still walk, I could still shoot. I Just couldn't do them simultaneously (but in the case of a ''broken'' game, I'd just give it down on weapons if I couldn't shoot, or down on setting if I couldn't move). on 9 Aug 2012 8:50 PM
  • I'm 80% sure I saw 50 Cent at Wal Mart today. It could have been a microwave, but I'm pretty sure it was him. on 15 Jan 2014 5:57 PM
  • I finished Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2 the other day; I'm playing through Breakdown now. on 22 Jul 2012 11:48 AM
  • Happy Birthday Mom. on 2 Jun 2012 7:22 PM
  • lol hi GUISE on 16 Dec 2012 4:00 PM
  • Winter is too long on 30 Jan 2014 2:05 PM
  • Banner Saga on 20 Jan 2014 12:17 PM
  • Waiting patiently for Watch Dogs, which better not suck. on 7 Apr 2014 1:47 PM
  • Well, guys, I'm leaving GIO indefinitely. I'd rather not go, but with moving, writing, and a whole lot of stress, I just really need a break. I'll be on the 360/Ps3/Steam when I can too, so catch me over there. Sorry. on 13 Apr 2014 5:15 PM
  • Still haven't picked up Ground Zeroes yet. From everything I've read, all I've been hearing is that it just drags on with basically pointless objectives, and it's pretty short. On the other hand, from what I've seen is that the game is absolutely stunning. on 21 Mar 2014 7:33 PM
  • I still need to play burial at sea part 2 and the newest episode of the wolf among us on 13 Apr 2014 12:57 PM
  • I need a  burrito for the ages on 10 Feb 2013 8:07 PM
  • Batman. on 5 May 2012 4:51 PM
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