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  • ''hey pon, I'm gonna make an action RPG with annoying voice acting, outdated music that sucks, monsters that make the lamest noises you've ever heard, 3 inch pixels, crappy lighting and a absolutely terrible control layout that make you want to throw you'r controler becauce for some reason the right stick makes you jump, you select things with the left bumper and attack with the D-pad wich means that you have to take your thumb away from the move stick every time you want to attack, so in a nut shell it would have no replay value, no emotions, no intersting characters and no imersion, that way I can spend more time on the wepons wich will all be unique. Well what do you think?'' Well, Hunter, I think it's safe to say that you slightly misunderstand. The controls don't affect whether the characters are well-developed, or whether the story is original and creatively paced; as always, controls are subjective when it comes to whether they're ''good'' or not. Pressing L1 to activate things may not be so bad if it's what you're used to. And having each arrow-key make you attack in different ways doesn't sound all that different from what you had to do in some PS1 games. The only way controls could ''ruin'' a game is if they actually PREVENTED you from doing things, like move, jump, and shoot. Some people could make the case that Resident Evil 4 was ''ruined'' because you couldn't walk and shoot at the same time, but it's all left up to personal preference; I could still walk, I could still shoot. I Just couldn't do them simultaneously (but in the case of a ''broken'' game, I'd just give it down on weapons if I couldn't shoot, or down on setting if I couldn't move). on 9 Aug 2012 8:50 PM
  • I'm 80% sure I saw 50 Cent at Wal Mart today. It could have been a microwave, but I'm pretty sure it was him. on 15 Jan 2014 5:57 PM
  • I finished Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2 the other day; I'm playing through Breakdown now. on 22 Jul 2012 11:48 AM
  • Happy Birthday Mom. on 2 Jun 2012 7:22 PM
  • lol hi GUISE on 16 Dec 2012 4:00 PM
  • E3 is just around the corner on 29 Apr 2014 1:25 PM
  • Banner Saga on 20 Jan 2014 12:17 PM
  • Liking Divinity, but the crashes are reminding me of the worst part of being PCMasterRace on 9 Jul 2014 2:32 PM
  • I'm actually really enjoying the Destiny beta. A nice surprise for sure. I'll try and pick up the limited edition! on 25 Jul 2014 1:53 PM
  • Holy sh*t, I just got The Forest on Steam. Probably the scariest game I've played. on 6 Jul 2014 2:59 PM
  • It's been a while since I've checked in on here. Hello everyone, I'm still around. I finally played Burial at Sea part 2 and enjoyed it. The story was superb, but I wasn't a terribly huge fan of the combat system. Oh well, I'm currently on my quest to get all of he achievements in Infinite. I'll keep you posted. Hackett out. on 30 Jun 2014 12:08 AM
  • I need a  burrito for the ages on 10 Feb 2013 8:07 PM
  • Batman. on 5 May 2012 4:51 PM
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