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Hello there, my name is [insert irrelevant title here]. I come from the far off edges of the universe (yes, there is a limit and we do not want any of you to know) and I am here to study you humans to report back to the Motherlands. I am old enough to party hard and ask where I left my wallet in the morning while sneaking away from an unsuspecting female specimen.
I fancy many things: your mother, quantum physics, video games, reading the infinite space of the human minds, writing away reports about other worlds compared to this one, and other things -- like your father.I have a ray gun that turns things into what you humans call "poopie." I call it the "IH8U-GEN". It only works for things that I hate, like having to hear somebody else banter about how they are right when you know you they are clearly wrong, or having to read about people's one-sided opinions on the internet in any circumstance (youtube video, game taste, etc). I warn you, if any trivial discussion that involves your distaste for my opinion comes at me, I shall smite thy ignorance with pure dicketry. I will then hand you some aloe vera.