The lights are on
Say what you want, but you can't deny that MW3 is this years biggest game. Maybe not the best to some people, but definitely the biggest seller. To say Call of Duty has a massive group of fans is an understatement. SO! In that case, Who here is going to the Midnight Launch!?!? Me and my brother have the Xbox 360 and the Hardened edition pre-ordered and I'm dressing up in camos and a gas mask, and he's dressing up as Ghost from MW2.
Sooooo...Where to start? This has gotta be one of the craziest/violent shows I've ever seen. And that's very much a good thing.
The walrus king had made 2 friends. Uncle ben and Dr. Philrus. He had no idea fridge raiding would make you friends, but who cares? Unfortunately he was left 2 friends no normal person would want.
The walrus king didn't know what to do. He had the walrus ball, but he had no real use for it. What was he going to do with a bunch of walruses?! He decided he was done. He covered the ball with a sheet, and left the room. Done deal. Say bye to the walruses. Story is over.
The walrus king was messing with the walrus ball. Suddenly, Bruce Willis jumped through a window! "Yippie kie yay m-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !. He exploded. The walrus king looked back, and saw that the walrus ball had blown up! Oh noes! That means, the walruses... Would be different! :O
The walrus king looked at his walrus ball. It was like a crystal ball, but it controlled walruses, not other stoofs. He has multiple crystal balls (of steel), but this one was different. He wasn't too savvy on controlling it. He whacked it with his hand. A bunch of buttons came up. He pressed all of them. What harm could it do?
Lance peas awoke from his unconsciousness. He was in a dark room. He looked around. Darkness. Suddenly, a light came on. He was in a room. With walruses (and narwhals) in it. "I'm scared" said one of them. Lance peas was scared deep down, but he couldn't show it. He was one tough fishy on the outside!
The walruses (and narwhals) made their way toward California. Why, you ask? Because only the largest fast food chain was there! (and it was the closest). Yes, California held the incredible fast-food chain: Walrus King!
One day, a man named Dobo was busy counting the weeds in his lawn, when he discovered something. A big fat ball with a walrus on it. Dobo took the ball and wen't bowling with it. Just then, a group of walrus's came. They were discussing who would buy the beer for the party they were planning, when they spotted Dobos SPECIAL Walrus ball (it's in caps so it has to be good).